Be American

>be American
>love chips and dip
>go to England
>get craving for chips and dip
>describe my craving to pub owner
>oh, you mean crisps and creme
>still get craving satisfied
>never going back to England

>be Australian
>go to England
>get craving for chips and dip
>go to pub and explain it
>receive nice fresh deep fried chips with dip
>enjoy them

Stop being a faggot OP

>be American
>got to England
>ask pub owner for biscuits and gravy
>get this
>never going to back o To England

>bongs call milk gravy.
Wtf? Fucking weirdos.

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this would work better if milk was called gravy in england
or if you had a picture of actual gravy next to biscuits for some reason

>be krautrbro
>love chips and dip
>go to kneipe
>get cravings for chips and dip
>describe my craving to kneipen owner
>oh you mean GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY KNEIPE
>don't get my cravings satisfied
>still go there everyday

>describe my craving to kneipe owner
>get blank stares, a beer and korn
>still go to kneipe every morning.
Ftfy
t. germanman

>In England
>Goto a restaurant
>Waiter comes over to take our order
>Ask for a PB&J
>Waitress returns, hands me a plate of jello with peanut butter smeared on it
WTF?

ich lachte

>be Muslim
>love fucking children
>go to England
>get craving for fucking children
>describe my craving to local Imam
>oh, they let us do whatever we want here
>get craving satisfied
>machete attack a schoolteacher anyway

that's what you get for referring to generic foodstuffs with brand names the rest of the world doesn't have, silly colonial

Which word that he used was a brand name?

jello
if those wacky colonials didn't insist on referring to jelly (an abbreviation of gelatin) by its colonial leading brand name, they'd be able to call "jelly" by its proper name, jam, like a sensible citizen of the empire

You do know that pb&j means peanut butter and jelly on a sandwich? It is just an abbreviation.

You are just jelly of our jelly, gerry

Jelly and jam are two different things.

not to sensible non-colonials

>Be American
>Love cigarettes
>Go to Australia
>Having a smoke outside the pub
>Some guy on the street asks me if he can "bum a fag"
>Tell him I don't give a fuck what he does at home
>still get craving satisfied
>never going back to Australia

Jam has actual fruit in it. Jelly doesn't. You understand that marmalade is different because of the added fruit peel, so do you not recognize this dichotomy?

Best in thread.

sounds like treason against 'er majesty to me, I shan't entertain this any longer

Are you trying to bait burgers or bongs?

wouldn't you like to know