Are there any legal ways I could try some?
What does human meat taste like?
Lincoln Garcia
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Jordan Hernandez
Pork, apparently
Camden James
cut your leg off and have a go at it
Michael Ortiz
eat your own dick
Jayden Gray
Should I inject my leg with feces first?
Bentley Walker
i understand this reference
Zachary Roberts
I've heard it described as veal, goat that sort of flavour.
Camden Sanchez
Simpsons did it.
Benjamin Lee
Human meat would be pretty terrible.
For one, our fat isn't stored in our muscles. We have separate fat deposits so we wouldn't have nice marbling that beef has.
We also don't have defined fast/slow muscle areas. Our muscles are a mix of both so we'd have pretty homogeneous cuts.
Our biggest muscles are our leg and back, but they're nearly always in use keeping us upright and walking so they'd be tough like beef chuck.
If I were to pick cuts, I'd definitely go for upper body cuts. Human oso bucco might be pretty good. Forearm would be good too, but there's no animal equivalent. It'd be all twitch fiber and very lean.
I have a hunch though that meat taken from a body builder, the erector spinae would be a particular tasty cut. The source of your core's explosive movement but also standing stability.
Cooking human would take a new kind of knowledge and a lot of experimenting. There's no other animal quite like us.
Colton Sanchez
kill a vegan no one will care
Andrew Nelson
Its legal to eay human meat. Someone once advertised on craigslist the he wanted to eat human and asked if someone would donate, some paraplegic guy responded and let him eat his legs. He jerked off while he ate it too, theres pictures of it around here somewhere.
Eli Ross
Imagine being this edgy
Ethan Rivera
This
Adrian Reed
fuck off VIDF
Asher Wright
try eating my dick twink
Brandon Jones
Evan Cruz
Why would you even want to eat a penis?
There's no muscle there at all
Jonathan White
someones call the fucking authorities.
Brody Hall
I like this post
Nathaniel Richardson
kys soiboi
Anthony Thompson
Easton Cooper
>the stringy bits in a chicken
NOOO
Those are tendons.
Connective tissue is the "silverskin"
Parker Reyes
ass is the best for cooking imo
Jaxon Turner
According to Issei Sagawa the butt is to fatty to eat the same whit the breasts
Jaxson Sanchez
He didn't shave off the fat enough.
Dylan White
Zachary Gonzalez
of course it's a chink
Parker Rodriguez
VSauce did a video on this, if you trust his research:
Gabriel Parker
I'll sell you my leg if you pay to have it surgically removed.
Hunter Bailey
Enjoy going jail ,fag
Jeremiah Lopez
"Meats real stringy, tastes kinda like goldfish. You know what I mean?"
I'd bet it tastes like pork more than anything. Maybe horse?
Brody Torres
more
Dylan Hughes
Issei Sagawa said it tasted good but it was hard to bite into to it, so you arent missing much
Anthony Nguyen
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David Brooks
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Ethan Cooper
According to all those cannibal interviews and shit, pork is strongly comparable to human flesh taste-wise, and cooks similarly. Then there's that one cannibal pedophile who said human ass-meat's the best part due to high fat content making it cook the "meat" better. Seems dumb to try it when beef exists anyway.
Michael Morris
There's a website that sells meat made of celebrity dna. They grow the skin cells or whatever. you can buy kanye west salami
Logan Perez
How did they manage to remove his legs without him bleeding out or dying of sepsis?
Levi Cooper
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Cooper Hall
Calm it down, Armin Meiwes.
Isaac Morgan
yeah remember scary stories to tell in the dark? the one with the sausage vender that made human sausage!!!!!
Connor Murphy
>Pork, apparently
This.
Dude I worked with is Filipino, and part of some Filipino's culture is to consume a small piece of their dead relatives flesh as part of the memorial. Said it tasted like pork.
Justin Gray
can't you get prion diseases from that
Ian Diaz
I don't know, dude.
These guys seemed fine after subsisting on raw human flesh for awhile, so I imagine a little piece that's cooked isn't much of a risk.
Jaxson Hernandez
Only if the dead dudes had a prion disease. They're pretty rare - how many people do you know that have CJD?
Charles Parker
my friend died from that
Blake Nelson
some time back i remember watching a talk show in my country (sweden) where they asked a doctor (based on the muscle fiber or some shit) to determine what would hypothetically be the best cut of human meat, and according to him it was pic related
Michael Martin
How's the white glove society treating you?
Jayden Wilson
>The group survived by collectively deciding to eat flesh from the bodies of their dead comrades. This decision was not taken lightly, as most of the dead were classmates, close friends, or even relatives.
Levi Scott
Hunger's a motherfucker...