Embarrassing food stories?

Embarrassing food stories?
>be me at pancake breakfast with friends
>so tired I fall asleep in my pancakes
>wake up abruptly and yell "I'M PANCAKE....I mean, awake"

Can't stop cringing.

That never actually happened, did it.

I'd probably commit suicide before posting this if true desu.

...

Were you raped as a child?

Those pancakes look good. Is that a random image you pulled or is there a recipe you tried?

epic win.

This sounds like a scene from a shitty 90's sitcom.

What kind of retarded faggot posts this and thinks anyone is amused?

Why ask that?

henlo twiggles

>be me
>at the hayburger
>be a piggy

>no one recognizes this pasta.
>people use the word cringe regularly to describe things they don't like.

Where has the time gone.

cringe

>cringe
cringe

ebin, simply ebin

>be le me
>see some bacon
>me love bacon
>BACON!

>be me at burger lunch with friends
>so tired I fall asleep in my burger
>wake up abruptly and yell "I'M BURGER....I mean, a faggot"

Actual story from an actual pancake place then, since OP fell short on that one.

> Have always had a bit of a persnickity habit about my food...I just REALLY like my meals to be hot and fresh
> Absolutely hate cold food, and hate when my food cools down before I'm finished eating it.
> Not a pig or glutton though, so I don't stuff my food down mega fast

> At IHOP with some pals
> Order one serving of eggs, eat them
> Order once serving of bacon, eat it
> Order my stack if pancakes, eat them

> Waitress give me strange looks everyou time she has to bring out individual parts of my meal one by one
> Friends tease me a bit in a good natured way

> I just didn't want my pancakes to get cold while I was eating my bacon and eggs

I mean I got every component of my ealing as hot and fresh as it could have been because it was being cooked to order each individual time...but I could absolutely feel how awkward I was being. Just can't help it,

way to humblebrag, normie friendhaver

> I could absolutely feel how awkward I was being. Just can't help it
kys

Hahahaha

Why is Irish Stew Guy still alive? Someone needs to track him down and anal fist him.