go to [insert coffee shop here]

> go to [insert coffee shop here]
> ask for hot water for free
> go to their condiments area and pour in sugar, cinnamon, milk etc. to get instant free flavored drink

>sugar milk hot water

>go to mcdonalds
>eat as much ketchup as I can before they kick me out

>go to pizza shop
>ask for free cup of water
>sweep up flour from tables and floor
>mix with water to make dough
>abundant yeast in the air and on everything because of how much dough is made there lets dough rise quickly
>steal a pizza box from the dumpster out back
>put pizza dough into box
>bring it to register
>tell them they forgot to cook the pizza and didn't put any toppings on it
>get a free pizza
watered down milk with sugar sounds pretty gross and i don't like this thread very much

>hot water, sugar, cinnamon, and milk
Is that supposed to be a white trash latte or something?

>go to wine store
>try all the free samples
>catch a free buzz

Literally haven't purchased alcohol in seven years using this neat trick

>go to Whole Foods
>eat a bunch of bread and cheese samples
>leave without actually buying anything

>get high
>go to super Walmart
>grab a drink and a snack and walk around watching the subhumans

Easy way to kill a few hours and not spend any money.

>gets high
>goes to walmart
>shoplifts
No John you are the subhuman

>go to restaurant
>order food
>leave without paying
works every time

kek

Why am I laughing at something this dumb

>be poor

I intentionally charge non paying customers for a coffee refill ($1.08) to prevent them from coming back.

Checkmate atheists.

An ex of mine described something very similar. Someone would get a black coffee, pour out or drink a third of its contents, then replace the emptied portion with milk from the condiment station along with sweeteners. Called it a ghetto latte though it wasn't all that common.

>go to coffee shop
>ask for a coffee

I'd be watching you.

>ask
spotted the normie

how do you get the $1.08 if they don't pay?

They don't get anything, dipshit. If they posture, I just call the cops. Working in an affluent, bullshit, white neighborhood has its perks.

t. college dropout, bitter faggot

kek

>customer asks a free cup of water
>HAHAHA NOT SO FAST. YOU SEE I ACTUALLY CHARGED YOU FOR COFFEE SO YOU NEED TO PAY ME $1.08 FOR THIS WATER
????

>thinking walmart deserves your money

What is this nigga saying?

Really though, you are as subhuman as the rest of them

>going to walmart
>ever
Go be subhuman somewhere else

>thinking any big business deserves your money

>here, let me pirate these nuts. It's not gonna affect sales either way, since I wasn't going to buy them anyway

He charges them money for free water.
That's all he's saying.

the point is that it'll affect sales.

I was making a joke for the other guy being a retard, you dumdum

You don't understand, the act of entering the interior of a Walmart makes you a retarded subhuman. Stealing and hanging out at a Walmart makes you even more retarded.

>go to mall
>get a free sample from every stall
>dont buy anything

>Bitcoin hits 19k
> Cash it all in
>Use all cash to buy rice and beans
> Wallow in the normies tears as the economy crashes while you swim in your newly found beans and rice fortune.
>Realize it's easy to get sick of rice and beans quickly and it's not an everyday option
>Realize I'm a Veeky Forums frugal faggot

>wasting weed to walk around walmart
>being subhuman

>go to Arby's
>get paper cups of Arby's sauce for me
>empty entire self-serve container of Arby's sauce packs into bag for home use

>you threaten to call the cops for a cup of water
>lose sales because other patrons leave
>lose this patron and anyone with him
Dropping out of college was a mistake, you're still dumb.

>go to [insert coffee chain here]
>stutter while asking cashier for coffee
>"Sorry, I didn't catch that could you repeat that?"
>dont

My dad used to do this at Earthfare. He would go in, and ask a cashier what samples they had for the day, and if he found a tray that was unmanned he would eat every single sample on it. He would go everyday since the store is directly across from his office. They stopped serving samples.

It's illegal to charge for water you fucking retard

Probably because you're a redditor.

>be me in 1997
>Slayer Megadeth concert high as fuck and drunk as hell
>poor high school kids cant afford hot dog.
>Sit at concession stand eating mustard, ketchup and relish for free
>Nobody tells us to leave and we get free condiments
>friend vomits up unholy slurry like an hour later.

I wish I was kidding.

>can afford alcohol and drugs but not food
Well hopefully you've become better at budgeting now right?

You're fucking stupid. Non paying customers dipwad. Naturally I'll always oblige a paying customer for a cup of water.

.We are not required by law to serve jack shit to a person who has not purchased anything. Go stroll up to a restaurant consistently and just sit at one of their tables and just order water. At some point you'll be told no and be told politely or belligerently to get the fuck out.

This is mostly targeted towards homeless people, which are an absolute nightmare to have to interact with. It's not my problem that they're mentally ill and or on drugs.

Throwing a fit like this over hooking a man up with a cup of water? Do you think he doesn't need it?

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

Nobody said they do, and nobody is forcing you to go there, either.

teenage headbangers dont make good decisions user...

>justifying shoplifting through some gay moral loophole
are you 15?

It's totally not illegal, what the fuck you on? Many places do it, if you don't get anything else, in which case it would be free as a side. Cups cost restaurants money as well.

Wow you sure do sound like a faggot

>pretty much every Starbucks drink