No food gore thread time for a fix

how dare you disrespect auntie fee boy im gonna whip yo ass

Still far better thread quality than all of these subtle advertising threads.

My in laws did this shit to my baked mac and cheese once.

Fuck you

Bumpin

cum

you don't run a michelin star restaurant, other people get to decide how they want to eat the food they're served
you don't have to approve of it but it's their prerogative

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Fuck you pike are delicious

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asbestos!

/r/ing the blue brine turkey

I need it for... reasons.

PSA: NO JACK OR KAY POSTING!
THEY HAVE A NATURAL ADVANTAGE IN THAT THEY ARE RETARDED, SO IT'S NOT FAIR.
In addition to that, they're a health hazard to themselves, neighbors and everybody that watches them that might as well be an r-tard, too, by promoting severe idiocy.

OH FUCK.
SO THAT'S IS WHAT THIS GUY WAS PARODYING
youtube.com/watch?v=9iym331fPek

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oops wrong picture

It's not THAT bad, but it is way better without it

If your food isn't physically intimidating, it doesn't deserve to be served.

Fresh out the oven

nice thumbnail tard

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I'm chicken riiiick, morty. I turnd myself into a chicken.

did i do it right, reddit?

Its generally not polite and proper to pile condiments on any dish cooked and served to you for free by a relative
Especially if you havent tasted it vanilla yet

>its muh right
You have the right to shit on the table, too. Being well-mannered is about fostering goodwill, not fulfilling your rights.

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I find this kinda hilarious desu

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>paparika is just for the color, it won't do anything for the seasoning

I would honestly try that

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i like that the plate matches the toothpaste

Actually might not be too terrible.

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I actually prefer cursed food images to food gore.

Please change this thread

polystyrene

What the fuck is a cursed food image?

Have you got a link to the video, please?
I don't speak Finnish so it's a hassle to find the specific ones by him.
youtube.com/user/viherahovirallinen

No one posts Ja/ck/ in a gore thread. It's too easy and too obvious.

>Now Melts!

It's good with the boxed kind, but you need to be craving it. Gets old fast like pancakes though. Usually if I have a hankering for it I'll get a side cup of ketchup because I'll usually get tired of it halfway through the bowl.

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Why though?

youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

Nice one Reddit

>Now melts

Thanks!

I never go there. Not because of the Veeky Forums stigma but because I hate the site layout. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

>instructions unclear
>i threw up on a plate then came on it

>that curved dick in the top right slice

>cheese alternative
I want americans to eat rocks

>adding catsup is the same thing as shitting on the table

You ought to thank your in-laws for agreeing to be guests at the home of a blatant autist.

>I want americans to eat rocks
Just go shill that as the new dieting fad on niggstagram and kikebook and stupid thots and airheads will do it.

>"Look at me, I'm putting rocks and fruit in a bowl - fruity pebbles amirite? :D #just90skidsthings"

Ahh yes. An old favorite

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who wants some sleepy chicken?

ohhhhhh fuck i get it now. god damn.

I don't consider you because you don't matter. Stay obsessed.

>all these reaction shits
Hard to really tell what the fuck is going on in the image, but that looks vile.

Every time I crack an egg I'm worried this will happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

who the hell buys this shit? its not even cheaper than actual cheese. i fucked up once and bought some gross cheesy product it was so bad

It really is the little things that matter...

Don't forget the second bit, you tard-wrangler.

It’s called ketchup retard

fucking asshole co/ck/ bought some imported waygu steak and made this

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Ah yes, a healthy serving of mummy assholes

Would this count?

This.

To think I actually used to believe that.

pic & link related

amzn(dot)to(slash)2iOfiaU

Friend bought it and I ate some when I was drunk and threw up for hours

i love this, did it as a kid, still like it , but only with basic bitch mac, not with anything nice

whts wrong here?

its not super pretty but its probobly tasty,

Taking the sacrilege that is Hawaiian pizza to the most logical extreme one can go.

r8

Anything involving ranch dressing counts.

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i'm confused

They should add a warning to the top of her videos

"FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, DO NOT EAT THIS OR YOU WILL DIE OF A HEART ATTACK"

w-what?

ahhh the ol' hurgin

truly a classic

Aw man, when I was about five, nan set some eggs on the stove to boil for lunch. When we came back to take them off, water was murky as fuck. She took a spoon to fish an egg out and we found a grey little wing on it instead. Sad.

keto/10

I wonder how much debt they're in for them to be in that house

>papareeka don't do nothin for the seasoning