On my way up to my dorm room with a perfect, perfect pizza

now that the kids have ordered...

REEEE!

>pepperoni pizza

You must be 18+ to visit this website. My guess is you have at least 5 more years.

>perfect, perfect pizza.
it's only a perfect, perfect pizza if you got righteously stoned before consuming

when is the last time you went to a chuck e cheese to even remember what their pizza is like

My thoughts exactly. OP must be an engineer STEM faggot to think this even remotely acceptable

>dorm room

I smell bullshit. No college student would ever go pick up pizza themselves. Delivery all the way.

>all college students are ok paying extra for delivery
t. richie rich

delivery to dorm room, no tip, then call back to claim the pizza was wrong and get a free one. That's the college dorm special.

You better degrease that

Is the perfect one underneath that greasy pile of shit?

REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING PIZZA FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BORAD!!!!

Little Caesars isn't even acceptable from a bargain pizza standpoint. By far the worst pizza chain in America.

two or three weeks ago i went to my niece's birthday party there

>TFW 2 nukes wasn't enough.

I hope there are anchovies on that thing...

Is that for the kids? What are the adults having?

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But Papa John's is worse in every way.

College students aren't adults.

Nigga go back to the sewer

>delivery to dorm room, no tip, then call back to claim the pizza was wrong and get a free one. That's the college dorm special.
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard

Many of them don't have cars. So it's either delivery or walk several blocks

>walking a few blocks is an unreasonable way to save money
t. richie rich and fat too

looks good af for little ceasars, but Marcos is the king of chain pizza joints.
pic related, half sausage and pep, half sausage and feta

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>all these 'in-your-face' opinions
>'hur dur pepperoni? What are you a child?'
Chill out anons. It's perfectly fine to have your own opinion but there is nothing wrong with a basic pizza pie.

For me though it's definitely meatball broccoli on garlic.

>Chill out anons. It's perfectly fine to have your own opinion but there is nothing wrong with a basic pizza pie.
A basic pizza pie is tomato sauce, ham, cheese and mushrooms.

4 u

>perfect, perfect pizza
>pepperoni only

I said "several", not "a few". You might want to get your brain checked.

It's just bread with stuff on top that's fixed in place by melted cheese. Stop trying to turn it into some kind of gourmet hipster food.

>I said "several", not "a few"
in your fat lazy mind, what's the difference between "walking a few blocks" and "walking several blocks"?

>perfect pizza
>not homemade go'za'
kill yourself

What are some examples of gourmet hipster foods?

artisanal porridge

wife is gone for the weekend

thinking of a pizza with mushrooms, anchovies and black olives but I think something's missing

help?

I don't see any PizzaHut Peruvian cherry peppers on there, it's like you aren't even trying.

Domino's makes a pretty good pizza for $5.99

Banana Peppers

Is your wife's boyfriend going to come over to cook with you while she's away?

>he thinks Pizza Hut is acceptable

Cheese?

I'd dip my balls in that.

>pepperoni sausage and bacon with extra cheese

Best chain hands down, prove me wrong

he's gonna take you back to the past

Pineapple garcon

Jalapenos

>ever having more than 2 toppings on your pizza

Are you a child, a fatty, or an indecisive pussy? 3-topping combo pizzas are NEVER better than their 2-topping brethren. With 3 you are overloading the pizza and turning a two-topping tango into a mushy mess. Might as well cook the fucking pizza in the slow cooker because three toppings pizza are consistently homogeneous in taste

>he doesn't eat cheese and leaves meme pizza

pleb

homemade 'za

>try to make dough
>idiot housemate left my yeast out of the freezer and killed it then put it back
>dough doesn't rise at all
>cry quietly and turn it into pasta

Fucking right they are. Apparently I got pizza from there so often they still deliver to me despite being outside their delivery range. Great service, amazing pizza.

Only people that live in Colorado or Washington know about Pudge Brothers Pizza

Maybe should clarify I moved outside their delivery range.

I had gotten Pizza Hut for the first time in years after I moved since they were the only place in my delivery area. The crust was so soggy that every slice just fell apart. It's like they soaked it in water.

Pizza Hut is garbage, I would rather is Little Caesars if those were the only two options

I thought you could "revive" frozen yeast? Did you try to let it proof after defrosting?

you can revive frozen yeast, but only if your retarded housemate didn't leave it out with the lid off on a hot summer day then put it back hoping it would still be fine

>broccoli on pizza

>arbitrary rules about which vegetables can or can't go on pizza

That's clearly broccoli rabe, which is not the same thing as broccoli.

Lived in Washington, West and East, for 24 years. Never heard of them, where are they?

why do people ever do this? surely the caloric difference is negligible. just enjoy your food and save your kitchen roll. or don't eat greasy food in the first place. FUCK.

You realize the grease is due to real cheese being used, right?

Like what?

putting a bunch of shit on a frozen pizza doesn't make it homemade

Enjoy greasedisks nerds

God people... learn to fucking butter/oil your crusts. Jesus fuck me.

>Meme pizza
>Perfect

If you say soo OP, enjoy your grease pizza.

>gamer keyboard

Is this what happens when the Chinese try to draw white people?

>pleberoni
end your existence

I made the dough and the sauce, faggot

They used to be in Seattle, dunno if they still are.

Capers

Rate my pizza. Hows it compare to OP?

lil ceasars 6$ whateverthefuckitscalled pizza is actually very good if you order it fresh
Its better than popeyejogns, dominos or pizza hut
Pizza hut is worst than most frozen pizzas

>but I think something's missing
Your wife

Spinach

Peppers, onions, mushrooms, olives and jalapenos

Should I make pizza from scratch? What should I know?

Mushroom, Onion, and Olive, plus any meat.

I call it the "Nobody likes me" trio, but they add the best flavor and texture.

Looks like shit, work on your presentation

underrated
I once made pizza and just forgot the yeast. Didn't realize until I had it in the oven because I am retarded. It was like eating really thick lasagna plates with pizza topping next to them because it just slided right off of there

me and you would be good friends my guy

i need to make another one of these with my bros some day.

Feels like the Little Ceasars closest to me has really stepped up their game in the last tear. Shit like the OP's pie tasted better than equivalents from either Pizza Hut or Papa John's IMO.

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>29 pepperoni paper thin slices

Is this the great fucking depression?