Oof. I didn't realize I was getting quite this much food. Split it with me?

Oof. I didn't realize I was getting quite this much food. Split it with me?

Someone shit on those fries

no, unless there is cheese under that chili

I’d eat some of that sandwich but I honestly don’t like chili fries all that much, especially when the chili looks as unappetizing as that.

>go out
>want steak
>won't be able to eat whole thing
>ask waiter/waitress if they or someone in the kitchen would like half a steak for their employee meal
am I the only one who does this? I mean I hate wasting food but I don't drive and often times when I go out for dinner I'm making a night of it and hitting the bar afterwards so it's not really practical to get a to go box

100% they just throw it in the trash.

What is the pink shit?

they usually just turn me down and give me a weird look, if it's a cheap place, but if it's a nicer place and you split a steak they cut it before cooking and you can keep it separate for them

semen

I'll take the sandwich half and you can have the diarrhea fries

either brisket, thick pastrami or a severely undercooked patty. would eat 2/3 situations

Example of appetising chili con carne?

Stooges, goat af!

It's weird that they'd stack two quarters into one column like that - I thought it was just half a club before further consideration

Looks like medium rare beef to me. Are you one of those faggots that only eats well done?

>Looks like medium rare beef to me.
what I said, could be an undercooced patty.
>Are you one of those faggots that only eats well done?
pattys? as in ground beef? yes. steak? medium rare to medium.

Is that dinuguan on those fries? What the fuck?

No thanks, I don't like diarrhea on my fries, bro.

Mmmmmmmmm shit and fries, my favorite!

That's weird as fuck dude.
>half a steak for their employee meal
They can get a WHOLE steak if they want.

yes they did

haha it look a poopoo

grow up bro.

>eating poop is a sign of maturity

Yeah, I'll have the pile of diarrhea fries.

No thanks I'm a vegetarian

I know a lot of people have said it already, but god damn that looks like poo.

What exactly am I looking at on the right? Is that some kind of... cheeseburger club sandwich?

Someone shat upon those fries

How are you supposed to eat that sandwich?

You can't unhinge your jaw?

it certainly looks like liquid poop

By taking the sections separated by bread off each toothpick and eating them?

But isn't the toothpick is there to hold the sandwich together? What's the point then?

Because that's the typical presentation for a club sandwich at a diner.

So it's just a waste of two perfectly usable toothpicks?

like, anything resembling how its supposed to look.

You can't make out any beans OR meat in OP's slop.

The toothpick holds the sandwich together until you remove it to eat, at which point you're now holding the sandwich together with your hands.

Toothpick is mainly used to hold sandwich together when you cut it into 4.

Toothpicks have been fairly easy to produce since the 1870s and therefore extremely cheap. It's not much of a waste for the restaurant or the consumer.

You can still use them for your teeth though user. They're special multi use toothpicks

Waste not, want not, friend.

But then why are there 2?

Some diners call that shit covered mess a "poutine"

I worked in a place like that.

>premade beef flavoured "gravy"
>lumpy as all hell
>shoestring fries
>preshredded mozza flavoured cheese product®
>Now Melts!

One for your upper set of teeth, one for your lower. No cross-contamination.

For the top and bottom of your mouth obviously.

What backwards ass place do you live?

Ohh, that makes sense. Why the plastic covering on both sides then? Isn't that a waste of plastic and make it harder to use? I get the pointy side gets plastic for bacteria safety but both sides is a waste, no?

Sandwich maker touches the plastic end, sandwich eater removes that end so as to not get makers germs in mouth.

Is this really that hard?

Who shit on your fries?

Yeah but I mean the not pointy side that doesn't get into the mouth.

There are 4 toothpicks. Two for op, and two for the user that shares the sandwich.

Hey user, thanks!
Let me cover us for some coffee after this.

Kek

do canadians really put feces on their fries and call it their national dish?

So much autism in this thread.

too watery