>"So, user, how do you like my cookies?"
>"They're pretty good."
>"Wanna know the secret ingredient?"
>"... What is it?"
>"My period ;)"
wdyd?
>"So, user, how do you like my cookies?"
>"They're pretty good."
>"Wanna know the secret ingredient?"
>"... What is it?"
>"My period ;)"
wdyd?
Knew a girl who made period blood cookies.
Goebbel up those fertile momy juices yum yum
why
feminism
Take her to court for attempting to poison me
But serve semen cookies and people lose their minds
force myself to vomit and call the cops on her
Masturbate furiously
Well, I eat blood sausages, I guess it would be hypocritical to get too upset about blood baked goods.
I go home to masturbate
"I can't say the FDA would approve of this seasoning"
In all seriousness I'd wait until she left and shove her down the stairs with all of my might.
"do you like guns?"
Your patriarchy is disgusting!
how can you shove her down the stairs if she already left?
Ask her to marry me.
ywn have anyone love you enough to mix their own menstrual blood into baked goods they intend to feed you. :(
"Congratulations. You're so two-dimensional that you've relied on having a vagina to the point of using it for sustenance. Delete my number.
epic
Vomit, leave, then call the police. Never go near that fucking psycho again.
/me tips fedora