Buffet Stories

Some friends and I went to a different Chinese buffet than normal once with a friend who we all like, but isn't really in the primary circle. Incidentally, the food was disgusting and we left after not really eating much, but it looked good to start. We discovered friend's method of buffet eating. He fills a plate to the point where it is basically overflowing with a lot of every single item he can. Multiple egg rolls, multiple spring rolls, multiple scoops of meat, etc. Then he'll set it down at the table and GO BACK for as many plates as possible to get to the point where he literally has two or three servings of every single thing on the menu, excluding deserts. Then he absolutely trashes these plates. He'll eat and rub all the food together and make a disgusting mess. But he'll only eat an average amount of food, so by the end of it, he wastes three of four plates entirely filled with food. And furthermore, he'll spill his drink into his food when he's done with that plate, so it's totally wasted, with no possible salvation unless you want to eat an eggroll doused in Mountain Dew.

I'm still having flashbacks to how bad that buffet was and how barbaric my friend was.

Sounds nice.

All my town has is a Ponderosa and a run-of-the-mill Chinese buffet.

And we actually used to have three chinese buffets.

One closed because of a fire

and the other one was shut down after the owner of the building kicked them out because of roaches...and now it's a dialysis center

it was, course it was at a casino in the middle of Jesus's birth town so it has to be nice. Course i have no chinese buffets near me but there is a japanese seafood buffet near by that has some decent stuff. going to be going there next week

My dad used to work with an alcoholic who would finish his plate, but take that plate that he JUST used to get more food rather than get a new plate.

It's one thing when it's in your own house, but you're getting your germs all over the food

Wait, there is legalized gambling in Bethlehem?

That would be literally the last place I'd expect it.

I have never been to a buffet before, but then I am not some fat amerimutt either

If there were legalized gambling in isreal it be the second biggest upset about the country this week

It's actually harder to eat a lot at buffets than you think.

But that's just me

one time, all these fat, poor slobs were being pigs at a buffet i went to

i shit you not, it happened.

But...you said this buffet was at a casino

Also, Bethlehem is in Palistine

Also a bethleham in PA

Well, shit.

That makes much more sense.

But yeah, i did find the idea that any Israeli establishment would ever serve shellfish odd

>Going to a shit n barf
Disgusting plebian

I have a story

>play in a band with my friend and an older man (we're like 22 and he's in his early 50s)
>play a gig out of town during the day, the gig sucks and wasn't what we were promised, ended up getting jipped out payment
>all very disappointed and kinda depressed
>end up going to a huge chinese buffet at a strip mall to not think about the shitty day
>me and my younger friend both pile up on general tso's and fried rice and shit
>older man ends up getting some weird stuff in a clam shell and a bunch of sushi and jello and goop
>we all go home in separate cars
>old guy tells us later that on the way home he had projectile vomit while driving and shit his pants
>it was an hour+ drive so he had to drive covered in puke and with shit in his pants for another 45 minutes at least

We all look back and die laughing to this day