SIP GENERAL - SIPS OF SIPLENUS EDITION

Whats the deal between yellow top and silver top Ultra citrons? I think the silvertops indicate theyre from the last batch before theyre gone for good, Monster is saving pennies from not painting the top.

Had a white sip and orange sip today. I miss yellow sip. Is rockstar lemonade close enough for my lemony flavored caffine?

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>tfw white and red are commonly available but have yet to see black and orange
where do I acquire, black sounds like it would appeal to me

If you’re sippin, post em. If you’re not posting, you’re not truly sippin.

S I P B O Y S

>that first sip if the day
/S I P B O Y S/

Found a yellow the other day.

>red
>purple
>white
>blue

>black
>yellow

>orange


>absolute zero

>blue over anything
Hey I'm a doctor and I think you might have brain damage and recommend that you kys you are self ASAP

Fuck off with this lame thread.

>plastic sipp'n :)

>not a sip

Somebody’s never tried
>that first sip

any anons from yuma az? Cause When I used to live there I would buy bulk discounted sips from greens tree. How is much sips variety is there still and could you please post pics so I can live my childhood again.

I'm driving through Yuma at the end of the month. I'll stop in Green Trees and snap a pic if I have time. Check the /sip/ general around then.

>>that first sip

That’s solid. Have a rare one.

CHOOSE YOUR SIP

I'm a Brit, but my yank gf made me breakfast this morning. Thoughts?

Can you swing by San Luis and say hi to my cousin? I haven't talked to him in a decade.

Why are you cucks only drinking/discussing Monster? you're missing out on a lot of good sips desu

Had myself a couple white sips last night.gonna fetch some more on my break today

Forgot pic

Ask her if Americans really eat this.

Yeah, you really don't have a bank gf

Magnum Sip

Why are you trying so hard to push these non-sips? It's not gonna happen.

Never gonna happen

S I P B O Y S

WHERE MY S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7 AT???

I’m having my sips.
>inb4 rehabs aren’t sips

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

Rare sips spotted at tedeschi's turned 7-11 in Waltham MA.

Is black coffee a sip?

Heh. Sure kid.

It as much a sip as all the the non Zero Ultra bullshit the millenial sheep post in these threads.

Shit son. Yellow top and everything. Nice find.

Superior energy sip coming through

>Not a monster zero ultra
>Sip

Fake sippers need to leave

Who would want the offensive, acrid taste of Monster when you're tired in the morning? The DOUBLESIP is objectively the only sip suitable at all times of the day. Monster is for SISSIES who are too scared to drink 5hour

Sips and a sick day at home

>That’s solid. Have a rare one.
Thanks kind Sipper.

>implying that swill is anywhere near on the healthy level that a Monster Ultra Zero™ is
It's got fewer nutrients, and a fuckton of carbs and calories, begone non-sipper

Rate my contrast sips

4/10, 10/10

I haven't had monster since discovering pic related. Greatest energy drink I've ever had.
Sorry paid monster shills :^)

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

Face the music, Monster is not the only sip.

Fuck off rocktard

t. rocktard

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Yellow is common where I live, but I've never even seen blue.

sips are my only joy i have left. Anyone else know this feeling?

Sugared sips are the REAL sips.

Nice.

>Y E L L O W T O P
Holy Fug, Guy. Well done.

I would like this meme a lot more if it wasn't just blatant monster shilling and actually energy drink general

these guys shitting on alternative sugar free sips makes me think this really is a Monster advertising campaign desu

Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice is what got me into sipping and incentivized me to try Monster Ultra Zero

I would like you a lot more if you weren’t just a blatant newfag.

MODS pls ban sipfaggots

You can’t unmeme a meme

gotta get that pipeline punch

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I guarantee I've been on this website longer than you have

this
still dunno if this is straight-up viral marketing or just retarded brand loyalty with a hint of irony
surely shitty forced memes like these can't be created organically, right?

u mett rocktard?

Prove it, babby

If you drink red bull you're a bopper :)

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R E M I N D E R

THAT MONSTERFAGS FEEL THREATENED BY THE ALL-ENCOMPASSING GLORIOUS LA CROIX

Sugar free sips are for plebs

sip fags are the worst

L A C R O I X B O I X 2 0 1 7

Sip boy to the grave but I’m laughing

>drinking something that sounds like a mime's asshole

kek

A nice sip to dinner.

I began my sip journey last week with white and yellow. today I try my first red and orange. Here we go bois

Sippin red first

>red
pretty top tier
>orange
good if you like citrus

I'm off for the entire month of December and I dont sip if I'm not working so happy christmas and new years, sip bois

>non-sipper
Good choices my man

Final report: Red > orange
Both pretty good

My man, another anointed S I P B O Y

Simply cannot stop, and will not stop, sipping!

R A R E

>LA CROIX
I read they serve it at gay bars because it makes your semen taste fruity

>buttchugging /S I P S/
Will keep in mind for future sips sessions with the boys

tried my first /sip/ today
>getting petrol
>see yellow sip
>buy cause of dumb sip meme
>tastes pretty good
>chuckle at americans with discontinued citron >realise that I'm probably drinking gay EU citron
>can't wait for brexit
>now a S I P B O Y

>sugar free sips
>not sips
pick one

Pretty easy to check
Is it sugarfree?
Is it made by Monster?

If you can answer both questions with yes, then it is a sip, if not it's not a sip.

Sure are a lot of anti-Monster™ Zero Ultra™ posts in this general. Starting to wonder if the whole sip general meme is actually a Red Bully false flag campaign.

I've got a can of Monster White Ultra Zero chilling in my fridge. I've never tried it before. Is it actually good or did you guys meme me?

S I P B O Y S

Okay so I tried it. It's actually really nice. Think I might be a S I P B O Y

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So gay.

Anyone here gas station sip?

2 0 1 7

First sip. Also fucking phone keeps turning t
Images sideways

>tfw that very first sip

Gotta be 18 to post here lil buddy

Friendly reminder to all my S I P B O Y S out there.