What do with these?

What do with these?

Other urls found in this thread:

pinterest.com/len831/ube-recipes/?lp=true
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

make purple fries for people who have never seen it before

I'm high as fuck and legit thought I was looking at a geode for the longest time. That potato is so pretty, it could be art.

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big chips

Just cook them like you would regular potatoes. They taste the same.

This. Use a mandolin and slice thin, then after soaking them, fry and you’ll have the best CHIPS
:)
Rosemary and parmesan with a few minutes in the oven is based especially if you throw some balsamic on it after it’s out.

>slices
>chips
by definition they cannot be both, they're sliced or they're chipped, pick one and one alone

Not vegetable on the face of the earth is hard enough to chip.

...

I remember I got a bag of purple potato chips as an in-flight snack on Jet Blue one time. Did not taste any different from normal potato chips.

>Call them blue potatoes
>Clearly purple
What did they mean by this?

Dude Weed LMAO

Eat half, plant half. Repeat when you harvest. They are pretty good. I use them as normal potatoes, though my cultivar is Purple Majesty, not Vitelotte.

NO ONE WANTS NASTY OLD POTATOES ONLY NEW POTATOES GROWN FROM SEED

Dude me too, I'm so baked. Too many rips of that sweet old bong, you know what I mean, dude? Smoke all day errday dude, 420 is LIFE!

I think most people cook them in some way, then again most people with common sense don't buy foods they then later have to ask what to do with.

The potatoes you plant are not the potatoes you dig up and eat.

pinterest.com/len831/ube-recipes/?lp=true

>pinterest

Don't link that shit.

faggot

Don't you have a knitting circle to attend, Maude?

OP's aren't ube. They're not sweet.

Brah, I'm so baked right now, too
420 blaze it fgt lmao yolo

Purple mash is the best fight me.

I'd wreck ya

Nice bro, im stoned too and can see whatcha mean

The only reason people make fun of weed on Veeky Forums is because they were too socially retarded to ever have an opportunity to try it.

I had a medical card for years. I just think stoners are fucking obnoxious.

>mentioning weed in a conversation = stoner

Bruh forget the weed how much meth have you been smoking?

>dude I was so high I went retarded
Not my idea of high class comedy tbqh.

t. gay

To each their own then

t. weedless loser

dude dat mary jane doe

Purple, unlike violet, is not one of the colors of the visible spectrum. It was not one of the colors of the rainbow identified by Isaac Newton, and it does not have its own wavelength of light. For this reason, it is called a non-spectral color.

...ive had ube for years and have no idea what the plain cooked tuber tasted like

ive always had some mashed with condensed milk/sugar/coconut milk/etc.

Call the air force, there's an alien in your house.

>be extraterrestrial woman
>have the power and technology to forcefully take any human's seed
>pick Dave Huggins

fucking kek

But they wouldn't have a human conception of beauty, to them, he could be a 10/10 stud.