/La Croix General/

Who /LaCroixBoy/ here?

For me, its Tangerine, the best flavor. Full of refreshing flavor and a crisp aftertaste, this summery flavor reminiscent of idyllic lazy Sundays spent on a gently rocking boat is a must-have at all your family gatherings at your cabin in the northern Wisconsin woods.

Degenerate sugar-and-caffeine-addicted sip-posters need not apply.

Already had my first sip today.

Where I'm from, La Croix is seen as a sign of status and culture. No matter where you go, what you do, if you have a La Croix, you're one of Them.

*SHHHKKKKKKRRRRTTTT*

ahhhhhhhhhhh....

How's it going, fellas?

Like boys report in

Lime not like

No bully LA Croix

>not /laCroixBoix/
For shame user.

grapefruit and lemon are the best ones

my bad, my dear boix. I'll put it in next general we have.
I quite like pampelmousse myself.

La Croix tastes of absolute ass.

are those headlights even bright enough

nice :)

>paying lacroix prices for seltzer water
why would you ever

i like la croix and eat ass so you might be onto something

i p much lived off mixed berry refreshe seltzer for a year stuff is godlike

AROMATICS LMAO

how many cans/day for you boix?

my office keeps the fridge full of it, so for me it is 4-6 cans

How do you pronounce it?

La Croyks?
La Cwah?
Somewhere in between?
Something else?

Its the kind of thing that if an employer provided it for me, I would drink it. But I would never buy it for myself since I'd rather drink water or if I'm spending money, then a proper soda

What is some of the better carbonated flavored waters out there?

Took me awhile to like Polar, I still hate it but I can bear it now. I really like Hannaford's store brand carbonated waters, but shits gettin a little pricey.

Le Crocs

lah croy

Those mixed flavors are so good, and I really like the can and labeling on them. I think my two favorites of the regular are lemon and pamplemousse. There was some other brand (Canada Dry?) that had an apple variety at my grocery store, once. Snatched up a box, tried it, loved it, aaaand never saw it again.

For me, it's Remy

This is correct.

In french it would be la cwah
The company that makes it is based in wisconsin and the river whose name inspired the drink is the Saint Croix River, which the locals pronounce saint CROY river. They use this pronunciation for the drink (la CROY)

I personally prefer the lime La Croix.

For Remy, enjoying a dram of the spicy yet subtle blend of flavors in the Ginger Oleander is the only thing she prefers over black dick.

Feels weird to have it made in your bumfuck nowhere state but popular with Cali bougies

wisconsin isn't *that* bumfuck nowhere

Amélie Lacroix

Is this the new sip meme because I need to filter shill threads

we don't associate with caffeine-addicted degenerate Monster sippers

Croixkey mate, what do you mean i can't double fist two pamplemousses?? fucken cark it cunt

Very cool. My office offers us a non stop stream of Soylent that is dispensed from a tube in the ceiling

>Took me awhile to like Polar, I still hate it but I can bear it now
nice pun

can you mainline Soylent?

For sure boix

Fucking ripper m8

>tfw Aldi has LaCroix and generic sparkling water cheaper than anywhere else

B U B B L Y B O I X 2 0 1 7

Wow. This thread is like meeting the people who like raisin oatmeal cookies.

G E N E R I C // S E L T Z E R // W A T E R

>said the uncultured peon (unaware of how enslaved he is to caffeine and sweets), foaming frothily at the mouth looking up at the lissome and well-sculpted men drinking lambrusco/La Croix spritzers on a beautiful rolling green hill

also fuck you oatmeal raisin cookies are good

Aldi's is G O A T

how much?

SOY BOI
AND
LA CROIX BOIX
UNITE

what is that fetid pile of shit

Pizza

Hahahahaha more like Donald Dumbf ( dumb fuck)

I bet you idiots pronounce it "la croy" don't you?

The only thing worse than a monster sipper is a prescriptivist

Like $2.50 for a 12 pack of generic

>I bet you idiots pronounce it "la croy" don't you?

Looks good, fella.

reminder that monster-fag shills feel threatened and ass-blasted by a few cultured friends who simply want to sip tasty bubbly as they cruise in their lambo diablos. fucking lol

monster sippers btfo
enjoy your cancer while i enjoy the all natural sip

shit where you from

just took my first SIP of the day who else here starting up?

Costco has 24 packs for $7

damn might have to make a run today

I have never seen a thin person drink la croix

you think fat and sugar-addicted people would touch la croix with a ten foot straw?

nice try zero calorie mosterposter

this is basically what a monster looks like next to a la croix

this is literally for recovering alcoholics and if you're just sipping to shitpost it to gram, you're a fucknut

la croix is garbage

it's pretty good with gin but kys

I've tried having La Croix a few times but its just bubbly, salty grossness.

sodium free brainlet

>la Croix Boix

i kind of like this meme

You know refreshe has their own La Croix knock off line now, right? Much better than seltzer. I can't remember the name but the box is behind me somewhere. Too lazy to turn around.

>sips
>sugar
Retard

Drinking Grapefruit La Croix with the Boixs on Saturday night

>*sips toxic cocktail of industrial chemicals*

>Being so illiterate you misread 'sweets' for 'sugar'

how's the bubbly, boix?

Who else sip boix right now

Soleil? I tried the lime flavor and didn't like it as much as the regular lime refreshe.

my store ran out of lime so I got pamplemousse, the inferior flavour

also can I ask why they don't just call it grapefruit? why is that the only flavour they use the french word for?

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that first sip of the day

Pleasure to post with you boixs.
Who else coconut master race?

I will always shill topo chico because it's the best

Just picked up the multipack from Costco. Lemon, lime and grapefruit are all top tier but why they gotta have 12 lime and 6 lemon? Should be the other way around, lemon is better.

Fuck we drink the shit out of it, probably 48 a week. I have taken to calling it Lady Water though because well... Still like it though.

Like those too.

Just grabbed the berry 24 pack. Super good deal.

>we drink the shit out of it

you drink shit? coprophagia is a degenerate behavior. please kill yourself.

Fuck off and eat a dick.

Sip sip

please excuse yourself to the monster shill thread with the other degenerate addicted children

Haven't tried the lime yet. The grapefruit was on point though.

la Croix boix > soyboy

There is no after taste... The entire "flavor" is really just the smell

nothing like scaping and sipping on some croy

I'd rather just drink water. Shits gross.

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It comes straight from Remy's delicious ass so that does make sense.

I love when my boyfriend pours la croix down his asscrack while I blow him from below

Faggots