"Why do you look so nervous? Just grab one, silly!"

>"Why do you look so nervous? Just grab one, silly!"

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Left or right?

How about I grab both of those big ol badonkadonks? *toot toot*

"Do any of the ones on the right have raspberry jam filling?"

For the rest of you; ITT: Shit no one would actually say IRL

>raspberry jam filling
my man! let's pretend they do

“Yuck you fat roastie bitch, get those unhealthy nasty cookies away from me before I bash your skull in”

I'm not a man, shitlord, I identify as a plastic Walmart bag. Don't assume my gender.

man im hoping bottom left has custard filling

Real talk, if one was poisoned, not saying one is, but if one was, which do you think it is?

Is she targeting anyone she can kill or a specific person? If the former, I'd bet on any of the 3 chocolate-covered ones.

the sprinkle one

>heh, donuts with a side of milk. my favorite ;)
she laughs at my funny joke and we probably fuck

Roll 1d20+CHA with disadvantage.

>she laughs at my funny joke and we probably fuck

real talk you're a beta if you don't casually grab one of the donuts in the back row of the box

if shes trying 2 kill me then it would be in one of the glazed ones

Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean it never happens

What if I want one from the front though?

Not necessarily Veeky Forums related but I was holding my friends' dog. She asked me to pass him back to her and the back of my hand was all over her boob during the exchange.

We've known each other for a number of years and neither of us acknowledged it.

wow

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>taking the bus
Is this what poorfags feel?

I have a barely controllable desire to forcefeed her about three times that many donuts.

>be me
>plumber
>went to wholesaler for parts
>friday
>friday = free donuts
>later and all thats left is powdered jelly filled
>grab one
>bite in expectjng delicious raspberry
>not jelly....
>banana cream >:(

Did you get the cookie dough one?

>>banana cream >:)
ftfy faggot

Im not signing up for some gay ass banana jizz in my free donuts.

Joke's on you, I'd actually be nervous.

I would look at the one with the squiggle of white on it
Then look at her boobs
Then once more at the squiggle

Go to the office bathroom and try to wank

Cause my mirror image is talking to me

I'll take the vanilla one with faeries. I fucking love fairies

Can i fill you with various can goods?

God damn man.

... sounds fuckin awesome

The face is probably disappointing :(

is this the best feeling?
one of my co-workers bumped into me with her titty the other day, she made a kind of shocked laugh and i playfully smacked her and walked away

If you insist on imagining things to be sad about, keep it to yourself. This is a happy thread about tits and donuts.

Raspberry Jelly in back right, then left titty.

don't forget the belly chub and cellulite thighs

give me bottom left
that's the apple tart custard filling one, that's my jam

You're a redditor faggot.

I only have real doughnuts ma'am.

"Okay i'm gonna grab the ones with milk filling..."

>she laughs at my funny joke and we probably fuck

>jam
No, it's custard.

congrats on most cringe post of the day

I'd go for the third one in the back row, and try to touch her tit with my knuckles while grabbing the donut.

Sorry, I'm just disappointed you didn't get any raised sugar.

I challenge you to find a better pair of tits

Literally Anyone with a B cup

>tfw no titty gf to make me homemade doughnuts

Post a pic

>implying I save photos of tits that are work safe
Even at this hour I shall not test those who eat the hot pockets

Go back to your cringeworthy shitty autistic shitposts on /b/ about how you are a crazy old ugly retard who turned himself into a pickle.

>not realising that you are the greasy creep

OP tits win

I dunno user, I kinda want the classic chocolate glaze but the one with the sprinkles and white frosting looks good too