Any authentic black people food
looking for african cuisine to impress the blacks
Any authentic black people food
Soul food? Unironically fried chicken and potatoes.
Not memeing here, but apparently Ethiopian food is really good. Never had it.
Neither have they
fried catfish or chicken
collard greens
BBQ
chitlins
pig feet
shrimp and grits
Can confirm, ethiopian is good stuff.
Just look for what african slaves used to cook in latin american then pick the recipe that got gourmetized over the decades
I consider feijoada african food even if the brazilian elite adopted it after the slavery and brazilians now consider it part of "their" cuisine.
nice
ribs
> Not memeing here, but apparently Ethiopian food is really good. Never had it.
Confirmed, Ethiopian food is really nice, but you have to be in the mood for stew and lots of spices.
The easiest thing would probably be carribean/jamaican food, i.e. jerk chicken, rice with black beans and coconut milk, fried plantains. Tastes good too.
It really is unironically good. If you ever get a chance, definitely try it.
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Unironically any BBQ style except for TX. TX style was invented by white nigs.
Rocks and spears. Also, have a noose hanging over the dining table. Cotton balls for napkins.
Clear plates off the tables by chaining them up to the back of a truck and drag them off.
Before eating have prayer. Eat on paper plates and be sure to season the shit out of the rotten meat and scraps you serve them
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They won't be impressed, user.
they will call you racist.
Literally the oldest black joke in existence, you guys are 4channers cmon
What the fuck is a black meal
Sand and cockroaches.
kek
fried chicken probably though
Having met several university presidents I am not surprised in the least bit. I don't know where the fuck they find these people but they're always uncomfortably clueless about how normal people think and feel
>thinks that kids born in 2001 associate ethiopia with famine
you're too old to be here, yes it's creepy
>have fun cooking ethiopian food ;)
muthafucken ham hocks, some dem colard greens n it, mhmm, *smacks lips*
some dat swweeeeet cone bred, mhmm, yuss
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Lol you're going to hell for that xD
This same joke is made every single fucking time, what the fuck??
It wasn't even funny the first time desu
Veeky Forums is doomed
It's just coloured slop that you eat with your hands like a beast-man. Tastes ok though.
You trying to fuck a nigress?
There's always mafé, chicken with a peanut sauce, also fried plantain and yams, goat stew, yassa chicken...
plebbit cucks come here to make a shitty post, give them selves (You)s, then screencap it for LE EBIN KARMA XD
just sage, hide, and move on