Do you eat the shrimp's poop?

To each their own I suppose

It pisses me off when I see people split the whole back. The correct way is to make a shallow cut between the head and body, and a one near the colon to sever the whole tract. Then stick a toothpick through a joint and pulling upwards, that way you get rid of the grit with compromising the shape/shell.

*without. I can't spell.

Interesting, Ill have to try this method next time I cook shrimps

>Having THAT much time in your hands

no
the correct way is to buy deveined shromps

I dont eat shrimp full stop. Theyre seabugs.

How do you gents pronounce shramps?

I say "scrimps"

Just eat that shrimps ass...

this

skimps

scomps

DONALD DOMPF

>people still think this shit is funny

only cheap places don't devein shrimp. I didn't know about shrimp poop until like two years. Now I can't get shrimp from chinese places anymore because they never devein it and now i see the poop and it ruins the experience.

shoutout to dairyland shrimp. crazy bastards growing shrimp basically in warehouses in the midwest

/pol/ thinks a meme is just typing a few words in all caps 30 times a day

lug lige benis!

FUGG :DDD

THAT'S AN AWFUL HAWT COFFEE POT

CHECKED!

thats even worse

>>/r/politics

> he thinks he can teach /pol/ about memes.

Skralms

This. Plus a lot of shrimp is caught using Thai slave labor.

cant clean them too good so yeah

Do you think they take each little shit out before they grind the intestines up?

What the fuck of course no
It also full of allergen and shit, also contaminated with germs.

I eat everything except the very outer shell and the tip of the head. I bite down on the back of the head and slurp it all, it's the best part. I also eat the tail, including the fins.

Dairyland shrimp is permanently closed

There are many, A Purdue AG grad opened one up near Purdue about 7 years ago.

rdmshrimp.com/

From their website, and a possible answer to OP

>elect comedian
>get mad when people laugh at him

Disgusting soylent shrimp. Just awful. Eating seafood is a huge mistake, whether its got oil spill dispersant in it, or is some cursed genetic farm experiment

I already eat McDonalds.

Not KFC though. Fucking sad how they’ve fallen in recent years.

Dont worry, our shrimp are so sickly theres no need to even deshell them. Try our new farm raised beef as well, the cow never leaves its 6x3 holding pen, so theres no need for it to grow hair, or hooves. Its bones are so rubbery you can easily chew them

>Why? It's not toxic.
you don't know, technically.

well, yes

Why do they leave the shrimps shit in. Never heard of or seen a shrimp with shit in it. That's fucking nasty.

scroodles

yeah i eat your mums shit, guy

yes they are required to

PRAWNS

I devein them. I doubt a little cooked poo would make me sick but I don't like the grit.

I actually managed to interpret this as "shrimp are unethical animals which employ human slave labour and therefore we should not eat them."

Which is stupid on several levels. If anything we should encourage eating the whipcracking bastards if this were true.

Shrempf'ek

Sure, I dont give a fuck

I dont eat bugs to begin with, so no.

I like to collect all my veins, and any other people's and eat them all at once.