Words that should NEVER be used to describe food

"contains soy"

Guaclicious!

umami

gamey

"it now melts!"

flavortown

Bullshit

"let the flavors get to know each other"

Activated.

Gluten-free

I don't think any food should he labeled. All food should be served in unlabeled, transparent containers.

sinful

>yummy
>yumalicious

How fucking dare you!!!

Thank you

Why are you even on ck

"Big n tasty"

“Amazeballs”

"good"

poisonous

Metallic

>ooooh mommy

moist, tangy, tumor-infested marmot ragu drizzled in fox taint glaze

I’d agree with you on this except there are actual legit celiacs.

He smiles like a Mexican guy I used to work with.

Who is actually saying that?

UMA

it's an MRE for child soldiers

lol.

Non-toxic.

Well done

"no"

>t.retard

>like chicken

>It's like oiishii in my mouth!

>Yummy
Unless you are a child you shouldn't be using the word yummy to describe food.

>badass
"It's like crack"

>Caustic

Oh Randy.

"moshimoshi"

That looks so fucking disgusting man

I agree with some small exceptions. People throw that word around in retarded ways but it has some application in small areas. Really small. For instance trying to find out the right balance of malto-dextrose you want for a particularly malty ale you might be homebrewing. It's easier to say than trying to come up with caveman speak to try and describe it. "Less like milkshake more like water" is a silly thing to say when you can just say "The mouthfeel is to thick". My point is mouthfeel is a dumb stupid fucking word unless you are very specifically trying to talk about the very specific thing it describes under very specific circumstances. Whatever, i'm stupid. Kill me.

"Natural"
"Artaficial"

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pretentious