Star Wars themed food

or, a box of what I can only assume is Wookiee milk, 1.5% milkfat

The meat section has never looked quite this interesting.

You could always whip up a delicious Star Wars fruit salad! You only need some Star Wars apples...

...Star Wars grapes (green, like Yoda's testes)...

Or, you could try some Rey's parents were nobody cupcakes with a side of Luke dies cookies.

...and last, but not least, you finish the whole thing off with Star Wars oranges!

knuckle sandwich? i served that to star wars fan boys in school

Whatever you choose to eat, don't forget to wash it down with Star Wars®™ water!

blood sausage with HIV+ blood

I can't wait for colored milk with the four-tit creature on the label.

Gib luke his milkys

How do we stop people from indulging in shallow pop culture this way?

>cutesy animal sidekicks
The porgs were onscreen for less than 5 seconds

ehh it was closer to 2 minutes but I wanted to strangle them the entire time they were
they were obviously trying to turn them into memeions 2.0

walrus milk

>blaming porgs for being memeions 2.0 when BB-8 exists
That thing literally makes minion noises.

>if you don't like it don't watch it! xDDD
It's too late famicon

BB-8 was more supposed to be R2.0 really
whether or not that's true for you, I don't know
I wanted to punt literally every porg that was on screen, I fucking hate them and it doesn't help that the official star wars youtube channel is shitting their pants over porgs as well
they're fucking annoying.

could drink the sweat of hardworking white male taxpayers while thinking of how women are completely independent from men lol . . .

Imagine how fun it would be to hunt porgs though. Imagine just punting them left and right while they shriek and flap their tiny wings, desperately trying to get their fat bodies off the ground. I bet they taste delicious too, being so plump and lazy.

Calm down psycho.

People who hunt are psychos now? The fuck are you gonna eat if you land on Luke's gay-ass island? Walrus milk?

Jar Jar Binks' "meesa poo poo yum yums"

1 cup of chocolate
1/2 of nuts

>the original series didnt have wookies, ewoks and droids

I really wanted to see Chewie actually eat one of them. The roasted ones looked so damn juicy.

[spoiler]legolas dies[/spoiler]

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

anyone owned this back in the day?

Eat this fatty

That doesn’t mean Ewoks weren’t the worst part of the original trilogy.

This is a pretty bad thread

dumbass

starwars.com/news/reys-portion-bread

It's actually decent.

Shouldn't it be a blueberry smoothie?

Milk straight from the titties

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Reys' sweet force-filled pussy mate

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