*blocks your path*

had to do it to em

watch this and tell me hes not a deluded, self absorbed retard

youtube.com/watch?v=7p_mzgO0d0k

>ugh

Fuck off 13yo, Matty is a treat.

Both Matty and Bronson are top tier though.

>a fat guy who was a chef and then a rapper who raps about food unironically nicknamed himself "Action"

DUDE IM A FAT CANADIAN WITH LOTS OF TATTOOS LMAO

I want to see Matty and Bronson fight

Interesting, I'd think most of his audience is underage.

Blocks stair wells, traffic, fire escapes and arteries

Like literally every Canadian food and cooking personality, I hated Matty at first, but he grew on me over time. Canadians are the sardines of people.

Hey Matty what's up, your lasagna recipe is the stuff of legends for my friends now.

I doubt that's the real him, he's playing a character.

Nah dude he thinks hes some kid of ''home town'' god...

Well his jew boss is prolly making bank off him so whatever. I'm not too sold on this guy even though I like matty.

enough to buy a michelin star dinner probably, but i guess every bit helps

Got pic related an a work secret Santa yesterday. Buddy heard me listen to one song of his, and knows I like cooking, so he assumed I'd love it. It's fine but man.... there's literally no recipes in it. Idk what to do with it. Go to the index and it lists a ton of foods, you go to the page, and it's just a paragraph about a restaurant in New York that makes a good pizza, or a chapter on why he ate cereal out of a box when he was a kid. I think there are 6 recipes....

Who is this guy? I see him on ck alot

I like Matty

DUDE WEED AND FOOD LMAO XD
t. bronson

Matty seems more honest and all-around comfier to watch

I'm sick of fat, ugly, bearded, tattooed hipster cuck chefs.

This guy acts like a complete fucking faggot. I don't understand it because he looks like someone who wants to be tough.

>all those asians
is he in Vancouver?

And? Are you expecting me to be afraid of a fat guy in mustard yellow pants?

tfw you got to cook for Matty.

He's a chill guy.

have you heard the news? it's track reviews

>e-celeb threads still up a day later
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB MODS

It isnt a cook book though, it is pretty much just a recommendation book for places to eat. There are other books like it that are a collab of chefs and food critics

He can be very comfy. I like his Thanksgiving video. I wanna make those carrots with ricotta and pistachios.

Yeah, I'm kinda thinking I'm gonna have to use it typically. The recipes I'll make, but the anecdotes I'll have to adapt or use as a starting point to research that topic

Is he supposed to be dressed like dining room camouflage or something?

Yeah it has to be Vancouver. He can't possibly be in a Chinese restaurant or anything. You're really smart

I like him too but all his content is behind paywall bullshit. So glad these idiots sunk hundreds of millions into Vice because they are losing it all. Fuck them. Munchies is cool tho.

they should fire whoever is in location scouting for not telling this fat fuck he's wearing the restaurant's linens.

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matty is the best

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owned fag

d-delete this

>Fat, tatooed, foul-mouthed guy
>Everybody acts like he's a great chef

he really isn't and neither is Action Bronson

This. VICE-Tier food personalities need to die off.

Can't stand this fat clown and his food looks typical of what a fat slob who sucks at cooking would make.

Don't get so upset over a simple observation Chang

*eats a bean burger*
"you aint gotta eat meat everyday, i been tryin to go vegan"

*5 mins later eating off a skewered pig*
"this is what life is about, the circle of life"

*smokes blunt*

"Need this shit man"

*wolfs down 4 year aged provolone and prosciutto*

"Fuck man.... this shit is beyond Gods man...."

*drinks entire bottle of wine*

>"this is what life is about, the circle of life"

lel

>this tub of lard legitimately, unironically nicknamed himself "Action"

*blocks your arteries*

youtube.com/watch?v=3XklsSF53pc&t=160s

I did make his breakfast hash with a few modifications and yeah that it was pretty good.

>blocks your path

I will carve those tattos off your gelatinous buttfuck ugly ass body if you dont let me through.

Eat a dick buddy

Is this the chef Jon Favreau based his shitty self insert fantasy movie on?

Fat bad boy chefs, man.

looks like an older version of the retard in the MAGA hat with the dumb frogposter cake

This dude's voice is like a higher, more annoying version of charlie day's

you fucking son of a bitch

>cook top quality slab of meat
>use hundreds of dollars condiments
>put it on crap american bread

Action Bronson.

Jesus fucking christ that was like a cup of oil, why even bother eating greens at that point? For fuck's sake

Wrong guy.

I do

Sir we're inside, please stop shouting

that girl is fucking ugly

that steak is still raw

Look at how big the bowl is, now remember this is going on top of sandwich goodies. He basically just threw the oil in ahead of time instead of onto the sandwich directly.

He drenched the bread in oil, and when he cut into the sandwich it was dripping in oil. It was too much fucking oil.

>t. Matty