Last meal edition

>the traditional steak (medium-rare), eggs (over easy), hash browns, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, and jelly

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That's a pretty good default last meal tbqhfam.

I'd probably have a few litres of chocy milk and a half dozen laxatives

>going to kill someone
>kill another innocent creature to make them feel better

probably a lot of beans and sprouts as main with milk as a drink
BRAAAAAP XD

Humans > every other animals

ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

animals have no moral standing, so they are neither innocent nor guilty

mmm that's a nice last meal, you would be happy having that

>over easy
um idk
meatlovers pizza, two large McDonald's fries, a 2L bottle of coke and a chocolate mousse

If only they had killed you instead.

Just gimme a big well done well seasoned cheeseburger with light condiments and fries with some ketchup and ranch. I'll drink a couple cokes with it.

Most states don't do last meals anymore because dickbag inmates would order something expensive or complicated, then throw it on the floor and laugh at the guards. Now they just get whatever the daily meal is.

a little caesars cheese pizza, vanilla milkshake, chocolate milk, cheese fries, and a dr.pepper

>don't shit for a week
>last meal: kfc bucket containing the spiciest chili they can find, an 8 oz glass of olive oil, and a cup of coffee
>when the injection is done, a weeks worth of watery, spicy shit pours out of my pants leg
>last words as my soul departs my body: CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

>well done

You deserve to be executed

but user he wouldn't want to risk getting sick before his execution :^)

Yet the joke is still on you because you spent the last week of your life clenching your anus, your last meal was pretty much shit-tier, and you are still dead faggot

>Little Caesar's
do you hate yourself that much?

cheeseburger
chili cheese tots
egg rolls with hot mustard
chicken alfredo bake
large diet coke

That's what I'm feeling right now.

I unironically love the taste of classic cheese little caesar's, to some it tastes like poverty, to me it reminds me of the simpler times

Fleshlight full of macaroons

fair point, but your last meal ever will be something a bum can attain after sitting on a corner for 30 minutes.

i would fast for weeks on just water. Then stop drinking water 3 days before the execution. If I haven't died from dehydration. Then they'll be forced to put me in the hospital and nurse me back to health, and give me a psyhc eval. Can't execute a suicidal man.

People like you are worse than serial killers.

what a retarded set of laws america has around capital punishment. If you've decided that someone is so hopelessly undesirable that the world should be rid of them, just take them out back and shoot them in the head. Bullets are cheap.

Bucket of buffalo wings
chorizo nachos
lots of taco bell
fucktone of coffee

If im gonna die im gonna make it hell for everyone after i die.

who cares dude.. if your gonna die why not have some fun

oh no. that would be cruel and unusual. You have to devise some complicated "humane" execution. Only Mormons use the firing squad.

>bakes baby back ribs
absolutely disgusting!

Gotta remember this just in case I get caught killing a hooker

Honeslty getting hooked up to tubes while people are watching you through a window sounds scary as fuck.
But if you got the equivalent of a wild animal you should treat it as such

Who cares what they do with it just give them their yumyums

You go to jail for killing hookers? In what shithole do you live?

capresi salad
lobster bisque
bone marrow and really good bread
braised lamb shanks
cheesecake with cherry topping

Ted Bundy was a crafty motherfucker

Mind giving me a hand?

You don't know how America works, do you?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal#United_States

rate these last meals folks

Fact: he didn't eat it, presumably as protest for his execution.

Also check out Gerald Stano

>For his final meal [he] requested Delmonico steak
>baked potato with sour cream and bacon bits
>tossed salad with blue cheese dressing & lima beans
>a half gallon of mint chocolate-chip ice cream
>and 2 litres of Pepsi.

Pretty good taste for someone who killed at least 22 people.

>mint chocolate-chip ice cream
Sounds like a good guy to me.

usually it is now restricted to what ever the prison kitchen can make immediately.

>thinking pepsi is good
No wonder he became a murderer

it should be a .50bmg bullet through the skull. fired by a robot. while you are strapped upright in a room with a grate floor and thick steel plate walls. no windows, just a heartbeat monitor glued to your chest. once your dead, the clamps come undone and the floor falls away. sending your dead body into an incinerator. then the ashes are kept by the state for the next 10 years. if no evidence of innocence is proven by that point. the state composts the ashes. if it turns out you were innocent. then your family gets your ashes in a nice urn and fat check.

>.50 BMG through the skull
>thinks a heart monitor is necessary to determine death
Nogunz retard detected.

windowless room with no camera. the heart monitor is just there to confirm that the bullet it in fact hit him or her.

They stick cotton wool up your ass and make you wear a diaper

says who?

so what?

...

Think they let him finish?

Victor Feguer, who was hanged in 1963 for kidnap and murder, asked for a single olive. He reportedly thought it might grow into an olive tree from inside his body and hoped it would make use of him as a symbol of peace.

...

deep.

I like fast food so I'd probably get:

>triple from Wendy's
>large fries
>large macaroni salad from KFC
>order of General Tao chicken from some Chinese place
>1L of chocolate
>pint of Oreo ice cream

I'm sure that I couldn't eat that in one sitting, but god damn would I enjoy trying.

Pretty sure the "last meal" is not actually served on the day of the execution but rather a few days before. (or was it after?)

Damn, my dude. I like his style with LOTR added.

Gardner ate a last meal of steak, lobster tail, apple pie, vanilla ice cream and 7-Up soda, before beginning a 48-hour fast while watching "The Lord of the Rings" film trilogy.

metro.co.uk/2016/12/21/photographer-recreates-last-meals-of-death-row-inmates-from-2016-6336904/

Some still do it, this is the last meal of everyone the US executed last year

>John Conner, 60, Georgia: Murder – Beat friend to death. Spent 34 years on death row. Death by lethal injection July 2016.
>10 pieces of fried catfish, 10 hush puppies and two triple deluxe hamburgers with bacon.
>One sliced raw onion.
>Two pints of vanilla ice cream.

>hurr durr i'm make a mess for the fucking janitor who had nothing to do with my execution

Other way around. Pretty much every single state (that still executes people) does it, only Texas banned it because of one jackass asked for
>a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers.
And then didn't eat any of it. Now you get the traditional steak and potatoes last meal there.

They would zap you dehydrated anyway, it's America.

user, food & fluid refusal is a voluntary protest. They're not obliged to help you

2 grilled cheese sandwiches on white, a bag of Lays salt and vinegar chips with a 6pk of Old Milwaukee.

Was he given the lethal injection before or after the hanging?

>John Conner, Death July 2016
>Skynet isn't even up yet

Fun fact: most states don't even DO last meals anymore thanks to a couple assholes who ruined things for everyone else. Most of the time they'll let you order from a limited cafeteria menu, and if they DO allow you a last meal they'll usually limit it to like $50 or $100 worth of food, if it's even approved by the warden.

This does change slightly per state, but for the most part this ain't happening.

The Mysterious Stranger (literally satan)

kino

If I was in jail about to be put down, I'd want my last meal to be oreo cheesecake, unagi sushi, tempura vegetables, japanese ramen from a japanese ramen shop, and mango bubble tea with blueberry tapioca balls.

I don't want that to be my last meal on earth in general though. Because I might have that one day and I don't want to jinx myself dying after eating all that.