"Italian is my favorite!"

>"Italian is my favorite!"

Immediately dropped.

I'm sorry you live in Mongolia where you can't get good Italian food

I don't particularly like Italian but you shouldn't judge it based on the kind of picture you're using to start your shitty thread, aka American Italian, which isn't Italian at all.

>on the kind of picture you're using to start your shitty thread, aka American Italian, which isn't Italian at all.

That was intentional.

You shut up. It's like any cuisine. Both Italian and Italian-American food have much to offer - if the person who made it knows what they're doing.

Pic related, it's from an old-school Italian restaurant near me. Wonderfully chewy cavatelli, with the perfect shape to capture all that oil, grated cheese, and broccoli bits. Mmmm.

chicken parm is a british dish you nitwit

Is that supposed to be a chicken or veal parm or something? Those noodles without sauce are killing me. Who fucking serves spaghetti without any sauce?

>Italian-American food have much to offer

That's where you're wrong, amico.

>loads of shitty mozzarella
>a bunch of watery tomato sauce
>ground beef or chicken
>bland noodles
>"lol let's put some parmesan cheese dust on it afterwards"

One of the blandest cuisines out here.

>Who fucking serves spaghetti without any sauce?
One of the most iconic spaghetti dish is made with just oil and garlic.

Fish and chips is a british dish. Bangers and mash is a british dish. Sunday roast is a british dish. Chicken parm is the invention of immigrants, much like chicken tikka massala. Claiming that chicken parm is british, is like claiming that General Tso's chicken is the invention of Americans.

I guess Americans didn't invent shit then.

>roasting beef is british
pretty sure it was parallel developed in all cultures with ovens

>Who fucking serves spaghetti without any sauce?

You've never experienced the power and the glory of elementary school-style buttered noodles?

I mean General Tso's chicken, at least the one you get in america, WAS invented by americans. The "original" General Tso's chicken looks and tastes basically nothing like what you get in america.

>hears italian
>thinks of the most stereotypical dish and nothing more
You're mentally stunted.

>loads of silky mozzarella
>a bunch of flavorful tomato sauce
>ground beef, chicken, squid, octopus, fish
>hearty noodles
>basil, oregano, lemon, wine, and olive oil
>"let's top this tasty meal with a grating of distinct and savory parmesan"
Dang, adjectives are fun, user.

They honestly didn't. Maybe southern BBQ?

Italian american is better than native italian. Italia s are autistic as fuck about their shitty cheeses and oily noodles that 90% of the time just taste like olive oil and oregano. At least the french make good deserts and breads that they have an excuse to be a bit pretentious about.

so what you're saying is shitty poorly made italian american food is shitty?
wow tell me more

I just don't particularly like cuisines that feel the need to coat literally everything in cheese.

What I'm saying is that all American Italian food is garbage.

Overpriced as well.

So nothing from Europe?

>chinese noodles and catsup

I think his point is that he would consider oil and garlic or butter a sauce, but the spaghetti in the pic looks dry with just a bit of cheese on it.

>Immediately dropped.
your spaghetti?

Correct. Though German food is good.

>bland noodles
>noodles
>noodles
>noodles

German here. German food is good if you like lots of meat, potatoes, fish etc bonne femme. It's very simple food so you either love it or hate it. I don't eat it often but when I go to a restaurant, it's the best shit (at least when the restaurant is decent)

I prefer foreign cuisine though since I come from the south. italian, spanish, balkan foods are where it's at for me personally

That looks like spaghetti and meatballs. Which isn't Italian.

Unless you want fine dining.

German food is pretty good unless you want flavor.

so you don't like pizza?
I live next to italy and if anyone says let's go to an italian restaurant, you are most likely going to eat pizza.
or gnocchi, tagliatelle, mushrooms or fish

uhm, no
theres
>ristorante
>pizzeria
>pizzeria ristorante
>trattoria
>osteria
so, if you’re going to a restaurant you arent going to eat pizza

>Authentic italian!
>uses new-world fruits

step aside motherfuckers some primo stuffed shells coming through

I agree, there's only so much steak and potatoes you can take.