Getting rutabaga at the grocery store

>getting rutabaga at the grocery store
>dumb pothead teen cashier rings them up as turnips
>save 50 cents a pound

>get sweet onions
>use self check-out
>ring them up as yellow onions
>save 10 cents a pound

reporting u guys to the authorities have fun in jail, criminals

>open up Veeky Forums catalog
>make a dumb low-effort thread tangentially related to food
>”el oh el hastag so relatable! XD”
>dumb anons respond to it
>get a bunch of (you)s
>open an incognito tab and jack it to anime tiddies
>night well spent

>get organic produce at the grocery store
>go through self checkout and ring it all up as regular produce
>save like $6

>be me at grocery store
>buy a persimmon for $2.99/ea
>persimmon not in computer system
>cashier doesn’t know what code to enter for it
>I tell her price
>she still can’t find code to enter
>rings it up for $0.30 and shrugs it off to management not inputting the data

>Get on the internet because you have nothing else better to do than bitch about other people with nothing better to do.
>Feel somehow superior.
>Live on smugly knowing that you posted something negative on an otherwise harmless comfy thread that will be gone before Christmas, and that you'll forget before even then.

>Incognito tab

Nigger he's buying food, that means he has a job and doesn't have to care

>get sweet onions even though i want yellow onions because sweet are on sale for half the price
>fuckrocket cashier rings me up for yellow onions
>not a big deal cause it's only 20 cents more and they'll fuck it up the other way next week

persimmons taste like snot you could not pay me 2.99 to eat one

>incognito

Do you still share your computer with another person?

>buy food on sale
>save money

>go to local mexican place
>order king burrito combo and flan
>they bring the plate out
>"do you want the flan now or later"
>i know if I tell them later they'll forget to bring it out because it happens literally every fucking time I go
>"later"
>fuck
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>5 minutes pass
>10 minutes pass
>finish my food
>15 minutes pass
>leave without asking for my flan as punishment for my absolute stupidity

>scanner-mounted cameras monitor the transaction
>while RFID tags confirm the price/item discrepancy

I realize this is a shitpost but nobody is going to spend extra money putting chipped tags on individual vegetables because it would cost more money than they would save

You know that some fruit stickers have RFID chips now?
Not sure what this means but stop stealing guys, you can get jailed for a decade after three runs.

>jailed for a decade after three runs
I don't live in California, so, no.

>getting rutabaga
well you weren't, were you
you were getting swedes and calling them something stupid

Three offences = 1 felony = 1-10 year jail sentence. Every single state, promise.
You can even steal three items at once and get prosecuted with three charges, but mostly they will catch you once and then get video of your next two trips also.
I've been through this, trust me, if I take an item I've got an automatic 10 years as per the last judge's statement. I'll walk the streets finding pennies before I steal again.

>promise
Stop lying you fucknut. Only 28 states have three-strikes laws, and mine isn't one of them.

Oh then I might be in the clear, also drinking at 5am on a Monday isn't good for you, you should get some rest. Especially since you're pissing over the legality of stealing 10 cents off your next pound of bananas at the risk of 1-6 months of your life. Goodnight.

>but 6 nice steaks
>ring them as rotten potatoes
>save like 89 dollars
>it wasn't even a self service station,im just that good
JesuS Christ, I love livibg ib Burgerland.

>he thinks they literally put RFID chips in the produce

on the stickers tard boy

>he thinks they literally put RFID chips in produce stickers
Also even if they do, just peel the sticker off. It's not like electronics with those spider alarms or something. Any company that did put RFID chips in produce stickers would basically just be flushing money down the toilet.

>be shitty cashier
>always ring up produce as the cheapest variety in category
you're welcome

>Buy yellow potatoes
>1.99$/lb
>cashier rings them up as russets
>0.89/lb
>t-thanks

>incognito for 2D tiddies
>not having thirty tabs open at all times for all different species of animal porn
Shiggyfuckingdiggy bitch Nigga

>steal 9 candy bars
>9 charges
>3 felonies
>become bubba's onahole
>this is somehow socially acceptable
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

fucking lol user

>thinks cashiers are dumb
>they just want to exploit their wagie role and save normal people money

I love it when that happens. Or when they ring up endive and escarole as lettuce.

>Horseradish $4.99/lb
>ginger $1.49/lb
>you do the math
>should have bought more
>I was only pretending to be stoopid
>and a bad employee

You can easily avoid this fate by simply not being a thief.

Rutabagas are like the cheapest available non-potato root vegetable where live.

Thanks for saving my pics. Keel sharing :^)

I worked in a grocery store growing up. They don't put shit on food much less the fucking produce. They barely have a count on the inventory. That would cost a ton of money for very little pay off. In fact, more produce is lost to it getting damaged from people handling it, insects, and just spoiling. Stealing produce is the least concern.

Why do they carry it in the first place user, if much of it is going to end horribly mangled and rotting? Sounds like a net loss to me

>Lets increase the price of this $0.38 piece of fruit by $0.02 to stick unnecessary RFID trackers into the sticker
???

From a dude whose working two jobs to get by here's a legit thank you.

>Why do they carry it in the first place user, if much of it is going to end horribly mangled and rotting? Sounds like a net loss to me

Because despite what it "sounds like" to you, it doesn't come out to a net loss.

user you're supposed to ask for it when you're ready

>some old man pays for red onions as yellow onions

>jail

America everyone

>during heatwave in summer
>people are buying soda cans at the unit like crazy
>none of them have their price registered
>use the seconds number displayed on my screen when I tried to ring the can to price it

>cashier inspects your food
>guesses what you're making

for what purpose? What do you gain from this? Don't look at me just scan the items, monkey

>short on change
>tell cashier I'll run to my home and grab some
>she's afraid that I'm just embarrassed that i didn't bring enough money and I'll just run without buying anything so she lets me go
>profit the 50 cents i would have gone back to give her

>spend money
>end up with less money than what you already had
>call it "saving"
How do le 56%ers Amerisharts do it?
>inb4 "Ayo das not how it works ese."

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