Ok so friday afternoon i forgot a bottle of 70 proof coconut rum in the park. I returned today and found the bottle about the same amount i left it. But the bottlecap broke, luckily the the bottle was slanted up so almost no liquor fell out. I immediately poured the rest of the Rum into a plastic polar bottle. Should i be safe drinking the rum?
BTW i live in the northeast US where its been kinda cold the past weekend
Isaac Hernandez
Just buy another bottle you broke ass niglet
Isaac White
No that makes mustard gas
Joshua Scott
what the fuck are you talking about?
Andrew Turner
he's right
Jonathan Lopez
This.
Blake Morales
>"no that makes mustard gas!"
Levi King
Are you Captain Jack Sparrow?
Hunter Watson
This. Don't chance it, OP.
Levi Brown
I love coconut rum. I got a bottle of siesta key from total wine. Best coconut rum ever.
Andrew Lopez
Go back
Lucas Long
>hurrr should I drink piss rum?
go for it my man
Brandon Morris
Eternal bleeding, dumbass
Parker Sullivan
This. You have no idea what happened to that bottle while it was sitting there.
How little money do you have that this was even a consideration? Buy a new bottle.
Nicholas Wright
If it was japan, korea or much of europe, I'd say it'd be fine. In the US someone fucked with it for "lol, :XDD, someone drank my spit, piss or cum."
Brody Gomez
The perfect bottle to share with a friend. Or make mixed drinks with and post results.
Gabriel Hall
Other than someone putting something in the bottle, what do you think could make it not safe? And why the hell do you think the weather being "kinda cold" has any bearing on this?
Ian Ross
Looks like one of the three redditiers of the brown table have come out of hiding
Julian Thompson
that's ridiculous to the extreme mister. put yourself in the shoes of the man who spied this bottle. Would you waste your time sabotoging it? Of course not, you have better things to do.
Brody Barnes
as someone who was under the age of 30 at one point, i can confirm that i would have either taken the bottle or pissed in it a lil.
Gavin Barnes
put it in the freezer
if it freezes, it's filled with hobo piss
if it stays liquid, drink it down and post results
Jonathan Diaz
Is tgis the new thread?
I binged fast and hard 18 days ago, and i noticed my palms were nore red than normal. Turns out red palms are a sign of cirrhosis.
>scared abd anxious
Christian Price
If I found an abandoned half-full bottle of liquor in a park I'd cum in/on it.
Brayden Carter
drink it, faggot.
Daniel Thomas
>drinking in a park you're a fucking trashball nigger who needs to be sterilized
Elijah Ramirez
Short story time; >Be student in UK >visit one of UK's many drinking holes >get inebriated >visit loo >no-one around >as I'm draining the lizard spy a 3/4 full glass of beer on the hand drier >stop peeing (excellent kegels) >waddle quickly over to glass >tip some away >refil with piss >quickly put glass back >resume at stall >10 seconds later guys turn up >"hey this is where I left my beer" >other colleague "nah mate, don't drink that anything could of happend to it" >first guy proceeds to take a nice long drink >his face >other guy laughing uncontroblably >high tail it outta there
TL:DR - someone will fuck with your drink - just out of spite.
Caleb Roberts
>i forgot a bottle of 70 proof coconut rum in the park Get your fucking life together, you absolute disgrace.
Justin Cox
“You’re a redditor” “No you’re a redditor” I don’t know who’s screen shotting who here