Safe to drink?

Ok so friday afternoon i forgot a bottle of 70 proof coconut rum in the park. I returned today and found the bottle about the same amount i left it. But the bottlecap broke, luckily the the bottle was slanted up so almost no liquor fell out. I immediately poured the rest of the Rum into a plastic polar bottle. Should i be safe drinking the rum?

BTW i live in the northeast US where its been kinda cold the past weekend

Just buy another bottle you broke ass niglet

No that makes mustard gas

what the fuck are you talking about?

he's right

This.

>"no that makes mustard gas!"

Are you Captain Jack Sparrow?

This. Don't chance it, OP.

I love coconut rum. I got a bottle of siesta key from total wine. Best coconut rum ever.

Go back

>hurrr should I drink piss rum?

go for it my man

Eternal bleeding, dumbass

This. You have no idea what happened to that bottle while it was sitting there.

How little money do you have that this was even a consideration? Buy a new bottle.

If it was japan, korea or much of europe, I'd say it'd be fine. In the US someone fucked with it for "lol, :XDD, someone drank my spit, piss or cum."

The perfect bottle to share with a friend. Or make mixed drinks with and post results.

Other than someone putting something in the bottle, what do you think could make it not safe? And why the hell do you think the weather being "kinda cold" has any bearing on this?

Looks like one of the three redditiers of the brown table have come out of hiding

that's ridiculous to the extreme mister. put yourself in the shoes of the man who spied this bottle. Would you waste your time sabotoging it? Of course not, you have better things to do.

as someone who was under the age of 30 at one point, i can confirm that i would have either taken the bottle or pissed in it a lil.

put it in the freezer

if it freezes, it's filled with hobo piss

if it stays liquid, drink it down and post results

Is tgis the new thread?

I binged fast and hard 18 days ago, and i noticed my palms were nore red than normal. Turns out red palms are a sign of cirrhosis.

>scared abd anxious

If I found an abandoned half-full bottle of liquor in a park I'd cum in/on it.

drink it, faggot.

>drinking in a park
you're a fucking trashball nigger who needs to be sterilized

Short story time;
>Be student in UK
>visit one of UK's many drinking holes
>get inebriated
>visit loo
>no-one around
>as I'm draining the lizard spy a 3/4 full glass of beer on the hand drier
>stop peeing (excellent kegels)
>waddle quickly over to glass
>tip some away
>refil with piss
>quickly put glass back
>resume at stall
>10 seconds later guys turn up
>"hey this is where I left my beer"
>other colleague "nah mate, don't drink that anything could of happend to it"
>first guy proceeds to take a nice long drink
>his face
>other guy laughing uncontroblably
>high tail it outta there

TL:DR - someone will fuck with your drink - just out of spite.

>i forgot a bottle of 70 proof coconut rum in the park
Get your fucking life together, you absolute disgrace.

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