What empowers these to be so awful?

Lawn clippings and toothpaste are actually really good flavors

Baby wipes is fine too, tastes kinda fresh.

That rotten egg is so far the only thing ever to enter my mouth that has actually made me yak, it was awful

can confirm
got tricked into eating these once and i wasn't even upset because i only grabbed those two

Does the "Moldy cheese" one taste like blue cheese or normal moldy cheese?

Honestly tastes like artificial dick cheese from not having showered for a week

the vomit flavor is one of the most vile things i've ever smelled
a buddy ate one by mistake and immediately threw up because of it

>canned dog food
That shit tastes like literal dog shit and will make you puke

Lawn Trimmings and Toothpaste is tolerably, verging on good if you're a weird retard

Baby wipes is just weird but not really the "worst", not close

Canned Dog Food, Skunk Spray, Barf are genuinely terrible

I got the version with the spoiled milk bean.

It is the most revolting candy I have ever put in my mouth. Had to spit it out and rinse out my mouth.
It legitimately tasted like barfed up milk. I wonder if a kid would legitimately get ill from consuming these.

>Pencil shavings sounds great though

That's what I was thinking. I wanna try it.

toothpaste >>>> berry blue

I got spoiled milk back to back with rotten egg
and then got lawn clippings
I no longer wish to play this game

extract the chemical that makes that smell and mix it into sugar and gelatin.

you never noticed that pre-grated Parmesan "cheese" has that same vomit smell to it? Vomit doesn't have the monopoly on smelling ilke vomit.

How can I do that at home?

Barf and dog food have legit made me throw up. And the worst is that the ratio of shit to good ones is so not even. I swear I've never even tasted chocolate pudding.

Me and a friend tested it once, there are indeed more shitty flavored ones than the normal ones in a batch

Awful in what way? The flavors themselves, or the concept?

Oh shit I had these too

I was naive thinking theyd just taste sort of off but still sweet. I think I got booger, I spat it out and threw up into the toilet. Well memed.

the flavors, somehow they manage to taste exactly as they describe.

It's called butyric acid, they put it in Hershey's chocolate bars which is why when a non-american tastes it they say it tastes like vommit.

For what reason would they put that in then?

Butyric acid is the chemical you're looking for.

But real boogers are really good

>t. 7 year old

>when you pull out and consume a huge coke booger the day after a rough night out

No really, thy have that slightly salty taste, and that soft and juicy texture. Literally better than most poorfag foods.

I watched a documentary on the history channel about sweets and candy a long time ago. They had a segment on jellybeans and talked about this.
For the taste of vomit they had a pizza that was terrible a long time ago and figured it was as close as they could get to vomit

yeah, i heard that too
went on a tour of the factory in california, the vomit bean was originally meant to be pepperoni pizza. couldn't get it right though so they shelved the idea until they started making these beanboozled things

They literally extract the smells, it's like eating condensed asshole with glucose.

but did you get the earwax one?

Why the fuck is everyone pretending these are so bad? I shared a pack with my gf a year ago, we both tried every single flavour, some were unpleasant tasting but my gf is a picky eater and even she managed to eat all of them. If they actually made you gag or throw up, you are the biggest pussy I have ever met.

Americans have unhealthy diets and acid reflux is a common thing, so Americans don't mind the taste of vomit because they're so used to it. You guys never thought about how they don't have commercials for heartburn medicine outside of the states? It's just not a thing in the rest of the world.

This is the most try-hard example of bragging about having a girlfriend that I've ever seen on this board. Congratulations and commiserations.

Why would you buy these?

>Americans don't mind the taste of vomit because they're so used to it.
Your mother don't mind the taste of my cock because she's so used to it. I've been fucking her ass so hard with my big American cock that she needs adult diapers. Talk about being in continent, am I right?

This guy gets it

I'm curious about the black pepper one.

I'm a supertaster, so I find these repulsive.

Imagine being one of the taste testers for that.

My nephew gave me a white one I ate it and spat it out. He thought it was baby wipes but actually was coconut think I would have preferred baby wipes. Fuck coconut flavoured thjngs

>vomit flavored candy makes you vomit

I wouldn’t mind that if it’s a qt girl’s condensed asshole

Which continent is she in?
Lolis 743186

>supertaster

fag

No you're just a super faggot.

The original process of making the chocolate produced butyric acid because it changed the milk in it somehow. After they came up with a way to make it that didn't produce the butyric acid, a lot of people actually complained because they didn't like the new flavor so they added it back in.

I guess some people don't associate that flavor with vomit, or maybe they don't taste it the same way that some people think cilantro tastes like soap. I use Romano cheese instead of Parmesan because it doesn't have that taste in it.

How many dicks did you have to taste to acquire that title?

The dirty sock ones will fuck up your day, son.

You're not supposed to gobble them down alone you stupid fat fuck. They're a novelty gift, or something you can play a game with. The idea of you sitting alone choking these things down despite the shitty taste is fucking hilarious to me.

you fucking idiot