Ate the entire fucking new peanut butter jar again

>ate the entire fucking new peanut butter jar again

How do you guys hold back? Its a little sweet, its a little salty. Its fatty and crunchy. Its so fucking good...but i just downed thousands of calories in about 2 hours. Did it twice last week. Currently 130 pounds, if i keep this up how much longer until im big as a barn?

I hold back on peanut butter purely because there's icecream in the house :(

Dont buy one, thats how i got out

I don't know how you can eat peanut butter en masse like that. I love the stuff but I can limit myself to a couple tablespoons at a time because it's so fucking rich.
Also, buy a better brand.
>skippy
really, nigga

I'll eat half a jar of this or teddy once in awhile

Im telling you, these holiday months are my weaknesses. First theres a ton of candy in halloween, then a bunch of pies and breads in november, and now theres more pies, ice creams, and fruit cakes this month. I do good all year eating decent but i just fall apart this time of year

Everyone here likes it, my mom buys it. Buys 2 because she knows ill devour a whole one lately...

Whats wrong with skippy? Or are you some dumb hipster beard numale here to recommend some shitty brand you can only find in three stores in one region?

Skippy is worse than Jif. Full of sugar. But Smuckers natural. Tastes better and isn't full of diabetes.

>skippy worse than jif

found the JIFD shill

Tip: pour yourself a tall glass of chocolate milk before you raid the peanut butter jar. Great combo. When I smoked ganja as a kid, I couldn't stop myself from doing this nearly ever night.

Ok, if it's not worse then it's certainly on the same level of shit.

kys, skippy is good.

Best stuff: Adams, Peter pan.

>Peter Pan
Wow, can you be more wrong
that is vile

I just do a fuckload of drugs, not eat and binge eat when recovering.

It's the next best thing to exercising.

What is wrong with you disgusting pigs in america, I don't know if that's normal over there but here in Australia we spread one knifeful, maybe two across a slice of bread and then eat that, but a whole fucking jar of the stuff in under 2 hours? Good fucking lord you are pathetic.

When I was a teenager and smoked too much weed I would occasionally eat an entire jar of peanut butter because there was nothing else ready to eat and I was too lazy to to put something in the oven.

I don't smoke weed anymore but still sometimes eat a couple of spoonfuls of peanut butter. I don't really have a sweet tooth so I don't buy any desserts, but when I do want sugar it's that.

That's reasonable, as is a sweet tooth, you know, when i get a sweet tooth I might go to coles and get a snickers bar or maybe an ice coffee, even both, but a whole jar of fucking peanut butter in one sitting? Im baffled.

I couldn't do it anymore but what I said the marijuana, when you're baked and hungry a jar of peanut butter and glass of milk goes down pretty good.

I imagine some obese people would share a similar view without being high.

so..can you just make peanut butter at home when you blender a shitload of peanuts ??

Or are there extra steps ?

are you me ?

>are you me ?
You might be, are you snorting speed and shitposting on Veeky Forums right now?

No Im at work .. little stoned, but pretty sober

Skippy natural crunchy: peanuts, palm oil, salt, sugar

3g of sugar a serving, its fucking nothing

That image is disgustingly niggerish

It's still sweet. I don't want sweet IN my peanut butter.

peanuts are sweet though.

ur mum's pussy is sweet, tho
(aka, I have nothing to add)

Also, why do they use palm oil instead of peanut oil? They're literally making it in a peanut processing plant.
fuck

I've never bought palm oil but peanut oil is actually pretty expensive. Maybe it's more profitable to sell the peanut oil than use it for their peanut butter.

Who knows, man. Industry and businesses are lost on me

A single pound of peanut butter is nothing here in the states, I'm from California, I buy 6 pound jars of peanut butter and I finish it all within 2 maybe 3 days max, shits cash af

user I wanna try speed but I'm scared of its supposed chance of psychosis
I did molly recently and felt amazing being energized like that and want to try other stimulants
how'd you get over the hump?

Speed isn't meth, it's hard to take it the point where you go insane. If you really want you can do it for weeks in a row but you're pretty much forcing it at that point.

Speed and meth are nothing like mdma if that's what you're thinking. It's closer to drinking 8 million cups of coffee, don't sleep, don't eat, extreme focus at first. As time goes on, lack of sleep takes that away. It's also hard to cum, I see that as a bonus because you can fuck or jerk off for hours while still being horny. You can also type out posts like this that nobody will.

I would also be more concerned with your blood pressure than getting amphetamine psychosis.

This is the cheap saturated fat they sometimes use now to replace hydrogenated vegetable oils, which act as an emulsifier to keep your peanut butter from separating. Hydrogenated vegetable oils contain trans fats, which are very unhealthy. Unfortunately, palm oil is also starting to be considered as detrimental to cardiovascular health as trans fats. There is no other reason to add more fats to ground peanuts than to make it not separate. So you better not eat a lot of that shit anyway. Might as well wash it down with a 2 liter of soda and smoke a pack. Whatever, it's your body.