BAGEL SCOOPING

why? who does this? what is the point? if you don't want calories then why don't you just like starve and die then?

it's not about calories, it's about loading it up with an absurd amount of cream cheese

then ask for extra smear like a normal Joe
none of this scooping nonsense

I'm not in the habit of requesting things I believe to be absurd, so I'm not sure why you would suggest that to me.

It's a trendy way to throw away food.

Liberals have this urge to do stupid things.

ebin

Liz Lemon wants a meatball sub with extra bread!

I do this because
1) the crust is the good part, fuck the middle floof
2) to make space for the fillings

crust plus filling is the best of both worlds

Higher topping to bread ratio. Idk if you noticed but bagels and bread in general don’t really taste that good, they just make excellent vehicles for flavor.

>gore bagel
>role the bread into a ball will your palms
>eat the deliciousness

Maybe American/British """bread""". Real bread tastes fine on its own.

Nah m8
Every culture develops a starch vehicle (bread, rice) because they taste better with other food

Good bread tastes great, but you’re lying for no reason if you insist that there’s a bread that doesn’t taste better with the addition of some dairy product, oil, or meat

seems like a lot of effort to spread some shitty shit on your bagel
but whatever.. i just tear mine into chunks and dip it in coffee

have you ever had bread from a high quality baker?

Have you ever understood the term "better?"

Yes.

What’s the point of bagels? They’re just annoying with that shitty hole in the middle

Saying that bread is always better with filling is retarded.

Bread will always be better with something added on it

oh come on, even the best bread youve ever had, you probably still had butter on it

No matter how complex the flavors in your flour loaf are there really is no way for a little fat/oil to make it worse

Nayrt but even the best bread is better with a roasted bell pepper dip

>take your favorite bread
>give it a bit of olive oil and garlic rub
>suddenly better

What fucking hipster douche bag bagel place started doing this shit. I eat a bagel to taste a bagel with a modest amount of smear on them, if you're going this far you might as well just eat cream cheese with a spoon and sprinkle some bread crumbs on it.

>every aspect of your life revolves around politics
Imagine being this obsessed. Dude thinks anyone who does something he thinks is silly or he doesn’t understand is a liberal.

You're not supposed to talk about it publicly but it's a silent act of defiance against the Jews.

because fat amerifats need their 5 pounds of cream cheese

It's because it makes it easier to eat bacon egg and cheese on a bagel sandwiches

>ameriturds will never walk home with a fresh baguette, ripping the warm and crispy end and biting into the crunchy crust and the fluffy interior.
And I just realized there are no English language equivalents for croûton and mie, no wonder EOPs don't know good bread.