British cuisine

British cuisine

WTF is a minge pie?

These are (fruit) mince pies. My dad calls them FMPs.

Doesnt minge mean vagina?

Apparently shit typography

Isn't mince a gay thing? Like a mincer?

To be accurate, a minge is the bushy protuberance of pubic hair that obscures the vagina.

this is shopped, I can tell from the pixels and having seen a few shops in my time

Too bad you'll never see a minge that isn't pixels

>3DPD

ask your dad faggot

Damn, I wish I was britstanian.

So tired of this /b/ tier ‘haha look I read the label wrong haha lol umad’ shit.

Take it to /b/ you fucking pubeless wonder.

>inb4 Bang’s Oliet root beer

ask your mom

The most delicious of all Christmas foods. Second only to your mother's all-butter crust minge

>mince pie
>contains jam
>not mince meat

???

Welcome to British humour. We like to confuse and foreigners.

they always have them at xmas at my local gay disco

I wouldn't mind a having a minge pie for Christmas, if you know what I'm saying.

but it's still used as an abstract for it no?
For instance similar expressions
"I'm getting a bit of trim later"
"stuffing some bush tonight"
"got some weird muff last night"
I'd assume it has the same sort general usage

>hamburger
>contains beef
>not ham

???

It's minge as in pussy.

I jam my meat into your mum's minge m8.

This is fake. And old.

>mincemeat contains no meat
>minced meat is just called mince
>mince pie contains neither mincemeat nor minced meat, but jam instead

>WTF is a minge pie?

A shoop. You can tell from the pixels and having seen many shoops in your time.

>minge pie
That's what I call your mom

But user, it DOES contain mincemeat. It's just not minced meat, but dried fruit in sauce CALLED mincemeat that comes in jars.

What's a sweetmeat then?

I learned something today.

What's a minger then?

Ah minger, a word that manages to have both a soft g and a hard g at the same time.

It's pronounced different, means someone ugly/nasty. You can also use minging for something in general that's nasty

No such thing, you might be thinking of sweetbread

>British cuisine
>Says "From Iceland" right on the label
I wonder what OP meant by this?

>knows full and well that Iceland is a store in the UK
>pretends to be retarded anyway to earn a measly (You) or two

Actually, I didn't know that.

Why would that be retarded tho? I don't live in the UK.

No it doesn't.
It means the cunt.