Webm thread

Eat her by the pussy.

>he doesn't want to relax and play with his food while he has an after-dinner cocktail with friends
confirmed for no imagination, no creativity, and an inability to cut loose and have a good time

look at the rapture on her face
she's so fucking wasted

>he doesn't want to play with his food
Yeah, I don't have the mentality of a toddler, so I'll go ahead and pass on that. I'm sure you and your dipshit millennial friends would have a blast with that, though.

For what purpose?

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>doublebrappucinno
>the average tumblrina's breakfast

women were a mistake

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this is cute but it seems like a really unsatisfying dessert. i hate that line/puddle of sauce shit so much

The nickelodeon splat trend that came after the smear trend isn't much better.

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I was at a GWAR concert once and watched a man and woman eating nachos that had been dropped on the floor of the venue

What the fuck? Is that salt or sugar?

>have a blast
having fun is the point. you can be a normal, functioning adult and still be able to embrace being childish when it's appropriate. see: this dessert presentation
learn to cut loose my dude

>mfw people who talk about being addicted to coffee are usually referring to these nasty ass caffeinated milkshakes

if you're not paying of course you're not tipping, you fucking retard

huh, guessing sugar because apparently bruleeing eggs is a thing that i was not aware of until right now

Oh boy, I can't wait to see the same 50 gifs again!

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Is that the asian dude from Video Game High School? I unironically fucking love that cheesy ass show.

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the fuckin'

If I wanted to make my own dessert I'd stay home.

>tfw I live 20 minutes away from this plant
>tfw the fucking smell on "blood days" where they mass slaughter the pigs and it stinks up the whole damn town

What did he even do wrong with this one?

the waffle maker is one the wrong side

Then make some new ones, you fucking faggot.

no, you are wrong. Thing is meant to be flipped. it is just a shit product and Jack is retarded.

I love the LIRR

Did you mean upside down? Because this advert claims that's a feature.
youtube.com/watch?v=2Rxg6NKt9xs

Not the guy you're replying to but
>shit device
>shit cook
This was the natural result

Sorry, wrong one. I only watched the first few seconds because I can't stand that woman's voice.
youtube.com/watch?v=_JPWwSILOVY

dumb ass

what's the black stripe?

Used black powder instead of flour

Oh, and it gets better. The people they hire are snackbars, pajeets, literal niggers and the occaisonal meth.

Do not buy from John Morrell

I guess you'd rather those people be on welfare?
Or did you want the job?

>The people they hire are snackbars, pajeets, literal niggers
Who the fuck cares? At least they're working, you faggot. Jesus, I hate unnecessary bigotry.

That young lady might be inebriated.

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Oh fuck off.

Nah, just drunk

1 - they are imported just to be there cheap
2 - they suck at what they do

This is very necessary, faggot. People in the real world who have to work with droves of these illiterate niggers know better than to do business with them unless absolutely necessary. I'm not buying food that has literal shit in it, and neither should you.

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>I only want my pig trough slop cut by the pure white race who ironically won't do that job.
>guess I'll have tuh butcher my own food.
>which end of the knife do you hold, I get confused?

how the dick am I supposed to eat that

first thought
>holy shit I've been wasted on a train that looks just like that
Montauk Saint Paddys day is a shit show

>cooks the food from above and below
>flips it for some reason anyways.

There's nothing he can't fuck up

Great post, retard.

Fuck you you goddamn little shit

What is this from?

youtube.com/watch?v=YNS-cCkGx2g

I've met people who drank several pots of black coffee a day. But hey whatever helps you cope with your bias.

>Eggslut
wat

blood for the blood god

some teenager that shits up Veeky Forums

No you wouldn't

mighty kek

that's pasta. whenever that webm is posted, that pasta is too.

the products instructions tell you to flip it, the top doesn't connect with the food at the same time the bottom does.

dumb spoonfeeder

I have no words for this

That is the grossest food I have ever seen. What's it supposed to be? Fish? What's the source video?

if you are working alongside them maybe you are the illiterate nigger user

I watched a documentary about the guy who does this.

Seems like a genuinely good dude.

fuck thats the best egg consistency. not one of those runny shit

what the heck is that

What Im confused about is, why does he let these parts of the videos where he fails, leak onto youtube? Doesnt he find this damaging or does he really not have any self awareness?

Jack turns mistakes into miracles get the fuck off my board.

Daily reminder that webm threads are now the exclusive domain of LA Beast. Jack cucks can see yourselves out.

Yeah, you said that last time this was posted

Sorry snookums but this is Ja/ck/ territory

Dude. what the fuck is even going on here!

What the fuck is wrong with this guy, is he just trolling for views or what?

hold on now, I'm sure he's got one more webm of that thing to post

What do you think?

this is ja/ck/s world. We're all just living in it

white women are the black people of white people

Too true, brother

>uses his tongue as some prehistoric grabber

dear god

This is simply Ja/ck/'s perfect way to eat pizza... and pussy

Why would anyone buy a knife like that?

>not the invisibility potion edit

except for you have to buy a ticket to even eat there, retard

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