Fellas

Those aren't insects goddamnit

>doesn't know how to devein a shrimp.

The biological difference doesn't matter. Either way, you're putting a tiny bug-eyed creature into your mouth. Only niggers and retards should eat bugs, okay?

I don't.

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>nobody removes
It's almost always removed.

the cambodians eat bug are you saying your better than the cambodians huh bucko? clean your room guy.

Please do tell what you eat then, fuckface?

Anyone who's even half-decent at cooking knows how to devein a shrimp.

Sounds like you suck at cooking.

yes and bats are just hairy birds

You don't need to be embarrassed about being too poor to afford seafood or too picky to handle the taste, just own up to it and no one will care, getting all defensive and making excuses about why it's "icky" is just sad and makes you seem immature.

They have barely any meat in comparison to shrimps and crabs.

lobsters are insects? next you'll be telling me turkeys are birds xD

Eat a spider, you troglodyte. What I'm saying is, eating a shrimp, or crab, or whatever, is equivalent to eating any other bug, they are physically and biologically the same creature

>eating humans is the same as eating beef
oookay user, whatever you say

Fuck off, I'd eat a human. Would you eat a bucket full of worms to survive, or would you cook and eat a fresh human corpse to survive?

depending on the species of said worms I just might

You'd eat the human. And that's why no one should eat shrimp and the like, have some respect for yourself

>You'd eat the human.
I've already told you I would eat worms if they were edible, why are you lying?

Why aren't you eating insects?

Just how often do you snap into a cockroach or some shit?

ITT: edgy teen teaches Veeky Forums how to cook humans

First: don't see a problem with that image.

Second: that's not an insect. Neither are shellfish. They are crustaceans.

Haha. Yer a faget.

>they[insects and shellfish] are physically and biologically the same creature
Except they're not. They are literally not.

>The biological difference doesn't matter.
Then why eat an apple? It's clearly a bug.

It's not hard to figure out. In cases of emergency cannibalism they were called 'long pig' for a reason.

Why eat? At some level it's bug like, therefore, it's a bug.

Bugs are tasty. I eat these cricket snacks I get from my local store. Sauteed crickets with some seasoning on them. Plus theyre pure protein with little calories and no carbs. Tasty desu family

this

I fucking hate people who eat shrimp, lobster, crabs or any other shit like this for that matter.

those are creepy crawlies you fucking faggots. insects and crustaceans are creepy crawlies and thats what you're eating.

eating shrimps crabs and lobsters is the same as eating grasshoppers tarantulas and beetles you fucking sick faggot fucks

trying way to hard

I'm going to eat some shrimp right now.
Try and stop me. You won't, you little bitch.

American education (now melts!) everybody

Oy vey goyim, dont eat crustaceans.
Fuck off schlomo

they're the insects of the sea. they have a very similar biology in terms of living and reproducing. the insects from outside live in a different habitat and evolved differently.

now you tell me just because one lives in the ocean it's ok to eat it? both anatomies are disgusting in form and bothersome to look at.

If land arthropods had as much meat as those from the sea, I would eat them.

I eat actual bugs too fag

>Why are you eating bugs you retard?
I like the way they taste.

Do you know how much crushed/powdered/whole insect you've eaten in your life?
Calm down, fag.

>insect
Lmao no they're not. Arthropods, yes. Insect, fuck no. Read a book dumbass.

>2017 US
>Read a book dumbass.

LMAO, books are a jewish conspiracy fake news, broheim.

Is it zero?

You're just too ADD to see the point I'm trying to make, shit eater

Ever had candy?
Many colourings are made from bugs.

Is that why m and ms are so crunchy?

this whole thread is just like an argument asking if it's gay to fap to trap girls because it looks like a girl but it has a dick

the trap has a dick. so it's gay
the crustaceans are another word for sea insect. so it's a bug.

In fact yes. mnms color coatings are made with a special bug paste. this is why I severed all ties with them when I found out

I think we're all in agreement at this point

Disgusting. Enjoy your bug carcasses you dumb fucking vulture fuck

But it isn't a bug or an insect you idiot. Learn what an insect is and what a bug is (hint: one has 6 legs and the other sucks blood)

Crab is fucking delicious

>the crustaceans are another word for sea insect
jesus christ what grade school did you drop out of

I would eat bugs too if they tasted as good as sea food.

Tfw no spiky lizard gf

>people getting this assblasted about eating bugs
are you guys all twelve year old girls? it's a fucking bug. it also tastes fine. stop being so squeamish. not the guy you're AMD at.

>what is carragenan for 2000

If only all insects were as big and delicious as sea insects. There would be no world hunger. Also no insects.

redit tier troll. pls stop breathing

Mushrooms are mold.

anything more than 4 legs/arms is an insect. And yes that can include goro for all I care.

I don't. Lobster is gross.

youtube.com/watch?v=iwlSpTr-zEE

crustaceans are basically bugs
mammals are basically humans
birds are basically dinosaurs
plants feed on literal shit

the only proper thing to do here is cease eating at once

this

most of these creatures these plebs eat have 6 or more legs

>implying there's a problem with eating bugs

Crickets and meal worms are delicious.
Why do people turn away legitimately good food because it looks "icky" ... ???

>i am 5 years old

enjoy your sea roaches

I'd eat a dinosaur, dude

but would you download a dinosaur?

the very reason that's it's icky faggot. just like a waterbug.

I'll just leave this here

>eating filipinos

This whole thread is trying way too hard user. It must be more work than it's worth keeping this up, what's your end goal?

I'll eat anything I damn well please.

Simply because it pleases me to do so.
Stop trying to control others you basement dwelling underage shit.

What's wrong with eating insects?

I ate a huge grasshoper once and it was the same texture of lobster.

Really?

because they're bottom feeders. they feed whatever falls to the ground in the sea. humans arent supposed to eat crustaceans or sea critters. just like pigs, we're not supposed to eat nasty pigs because they eat anything and everything they find. these things are fucking disgusting and unhealthy to eat.

end this thread once and for all

>Humans aren't supposed to eat sea critters
Oh yeah that's why we've been eating them since the Paleolithic

>bottom feeders
Chickens and pigs aren't exactly known to be fussy eaters either, and their living and slaughter conditions are often dirty, but I'm sure you still find a way to justify stuffing tendies and bacon in your fat retarded mouth.

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SEA ROACHES!!!
Yes agreed completely. I know they taste good, but I can't get over the visuals. If that was alive in my house I'd vacate the premise while spraying myself with disinfectant. Kinda like eating bacon versus watching a pig being killed and disemboweled...man fuck that. Pig level is just gross--blood and guts. But these sea roaches....are fucking creepy crawlies that would survive a shoe attack and then survive somehow come back to kill you. AND my homies work at a fish market...so I know how good it all can taste...try this thing...but do I have to crack the leg? Pull the meat out? The head is still on? Antennas? Why does it look like a silverfish, ironically?

youtube.com/watch?v=bLNLjsNTI9M

vultures are cool, to be fair

This thread is peak flyover.

Oh so it's sandniggers making the anti-shellfish posts.

Spiders aren't crustaceans you idiot

Guys i think we are arguing with an actual lobster who lived 100 Years and is pissed that we keep eating his friends and family.

Don't you have a building to bomb, Amir?

because I love the taste of butter

taste good? are you fucking retarded?