Order food

/r/wewantplates

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this one is my favorite

Okay this one is sort of endearing

I kekked

What kind of hip, soyboy restaurants are these?

You're a daft cunt aren't ya, mate. Its clearly a full English and even has BBC at the top of the picture.

>that dirty fuckin brush

That face, lol.

jigsaw opens a restaurant

Is anyone a dishwasher or a server at a restaurant that does this shit?
Must get so many people rage quit after washing one too many shovels or tennis rackets.

probably some hipster joint in brooklyn doing their take on it.

Upboated LOL

That's a canadian though

>I'll have the soup!

Cool story bro

>order food
>cum on a shovel
Gotta love farm-to-fork.

>that attire while at a "high dining" experience

This is on a cruise ship isn't it

Fuck that's funny 10/10

Is it a commemorative shovel? do you get to keep it?

>tries to appeal to some postmodern view of working class, by handing you food in a shovel.
>is obviously in some hip part of London where no one works a sweat.
>most likely an overcharged, subpar, breakfast that doesn't even pass as "mums cooking".

Fuck trendy people and how they bait people into absurd mediocrity.

Is this what they ate during the haulocaust?

Is that ice, glass or gelatin?

>World's Best Scotch Egg

Not served like that it isn't.

>The food is on a shovel
>The shovel is on a plate

Can someone explain to me what goes through the minds of these people?

I know that there are crazy people out there but these people managed to start a restauraunt which is not a cheap or easy task so they have to be somewhat functional.

>The plate is on a tray
>The tray is on a table

If the restaurant is expensive, fancy and hipster enough to serve breakfast on a shovel, then why is it served in a plastic McDonalds tray?

this image is hilarious and I'm completely ok with it

you're boring

>expensive
>fancy
>served on a shovel

You were right with "hipster" though.

What is it? No seriously. What is it? Is that a bed of rice? What is stuck on the barb wire? Meatballs with gravy?

>And it's turtles, all the way down.

>how much bread would you like?
>about a chair's worth

It's a shoe. Probably different types of clothing fabrics and rubber.

What does this atrocity represent?

my heart on 9/11

it's also clearly not "high dining" but more of "a total joke"

>howtolurethemouse.jpg

It's actually in Scotland, hilariously.

ticket-hall.com/

Funny to me since that method of serving does scream "London yuppie bullshit"

Shit sorry, Isle of Man.

>american pretends to be yuro

Fireman's breakfast at The Ticket Hall restaurant on the Isle of Man.

>bro
Are you some sort of cunt?

>I'll have the chairy tomatoes

Pretty bad

pretty bad

meh that's just a tall bowl, not that bad

they're just chips so who cares

this is perfectly fine

what the fuck

the scotch egg looks amazing so this is acceptable

see image

what even is this? goop on a moustrap? is it caviar?

Reminds me the pic related

knowing some etymology will help you spell correctly
holocaust means "entirely burnt"
dictionary.com/browse/holo-

remember the last time this guy posted this thread with the same pictures in the same order, at least there are a couple new ones I think

The trap is unprimed so there's no danger here.

You know that about restaurant pretentious enough to do this shit yet stay in business is probably charging $25 plus tip for it

Order a burger, they stab it with a knife on a chopping board and put your chips in a basket.

It's so you can lob that shite straight back in the waiters face

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bacon on that seems pretty under cooked. the basket is fine though. keeps the fries crispy

These people are so condescending even when giving an apology in print

if I wanted to eat a depression meal without silverware, I would have stayed at home and saved the money, thank u

>THEY DONT LIKE THINGS THE WAY I LIKE THEM
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
animals.

probably saw one of those pictures where a deer or a guy accidentally castrated themselves trying to climb over a barbedwire fence by a fence

Do you get to keep the shovel, because Id like the shovel. I wonder if theres sign at the door that says please leave the shovel, or dont garbage the shovel.

This is actually hilarious

Dude. Those are tomatoes.

>have idea for restaurant
>it's called "the Mutt"
>food is served on the backs of live dogs
>the diners are locked in small cells and must coax the dogs to come towards them so they can grab the food
>purposefully ignore the diners so they when they're finished or bored they eventually get more food

is it that stuff they make rawhide treats for dogs with?

I think they're fire roasted capsicums, there is some bacon on it above the lettuce.

Return it and ask to be served food on a plate.

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I want to kiss a girl that looks like this in real life

wtf is 9/11?

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Those are fries tho

They are hoping you will post a photo of your unique dining experience on Instagram and give them free advertising.

9 eggs / 11cups of milk a day

Buddy if you read "We apologize if this spoils your experience" and think "You condescending motherfucker" it's probably got more to do with your inferiority complex than anything else.

I've seen fries served like that before, it didn't come off as pretentious, but that's probably because the burger was on a plate and the entire thing was very transactional - that's just what they serve fries in, it wasn't the chef performing some art piece.

>order food
>it comes on a slab of baked dirt

People aren't able make really good food anymore, so they have to make really dumb gimmicks instead to make people remember them.

Beans touching the toast.
Enjoy soggy toast I guess.

>the entire thing was very transactional
wat

How does shovel even balance like that? Even with the weight of the food, with a 3-4 foot wood handle it seems like it should tip over.

Does it have a long handle? Did they cut the shovel or something?

it has a short handle otherwise people would be running into shovel handles every breakfast

So it's like a shovel shaped plate? The shortest shovel I've seen is about 2 feet long, spade and it would tip over as well. It's what they use to shovel crap in sewers.

Now I'm insulted, if for some retarded reason you want to serve the food on a shovel at least use a real one.

>order food
>It comes on a designated shitting toilet

Now that's taking the piss

congratulations! they did it!

AIDS restaurant/10

Man I love hushpuppies. I don't see anything for dipping though.

Yeah ye's a little overdressed to be eating a single strawberry off the ass rest of a chair. Diapers +bib would be more appropriate.

*slams down on the shovel handle, sending food flying*

I think he meant it had a transactionous qaulity