Tfw you won't stop me from making the best egg salad sandwich

>tfw you won't stop me from making the best egg salad sandwich

are you going to add pickles?

if I had some.
>how it's coming along.

carry on

I like to add banana pepper brine to mine.

>best egg salad
>only 3 eggs
who are you kidding?
this shit will taste so bad that you didn't even want to make any leftovers. and you know that, faggit.

best egg salad recipe for patricians

>boil eggs
>use potato masher to turn eggs into baby food texture
>mix into bowl with HELLSMANS mayo
>spoon on top of slice of hot toast
>salt and pepper to taste

fuck all that pickles and onions chunky vomit shit, try my recipe you won't go back plebs, prove me wrong

thanks but i like some texture in my food. also i know how to use a knife.

>doesn't even try it
>says it's bad

As someone who has eaten egg salad in your pleb way until someone here showed me the patrician way, I've never gone back. But please continue to defy logic and actual skill instead of relying on chunks of spongey egg whites as """Texture". Jokes on you bud, I enjoy the taste of a great egg salad more like chunky vomit. Some people never learn.

this poast sponsored by Hellmann's™

sounds OK except I would just whip up my own fucking mayo. the mayo on shelves is full of preservatives and they use shitty soybean oil, broheim.

keep on sucking your food, babby

Yes but does it taste like Hellmann's?

OP probably is using Miracle Whip, delete this thread before you piss us off OP.

t. compensating for lack of taste with texture

I bet you eat potatoes raw because mashed potatoes is for baby's righ

do you also blend your pasta, babby?

>has yet to post his garbage """egg salad"""
>still criticizing others

If I could punch you through the screen I and everyone here would

>pic related, you are these watered down bait replies

>and everyone here
Lmao dude it's you and op arguing. Stop pretending you have any friends.

Ignore my spelling mistakes for I am from Hungary and what I am not Hungary for is your shitty vomit salad OP

t. OP

>hungary
i knew it had to be an easteurop shithole where you have have to abuse your food beyond recognition so you dont get so depressed when eating the same stuff day in day out.
>holodomor did nothing wrong

You have yet to post your concoction of eggs you posted about and until then I'll continue to laugh at you, why do you you are come to this cooking board to defy recipes given to you and instead cook the same dumb normie shit you saw on cooking channel. I gave you good advice and you neglect it.

i dont have any eggs in the house...

then what are you boiling you idiot

Add celery for a nice crunch.

why do you think that i'm op?

becase youre a fag like op

dont be so mean..
i will try your babby eggsalad one day, ok?
is it allowed to use a straw when eating it?

if you require something phallic in your mouth sure

OP, give us an update. Are you okay?

>that pan and arrangement of eggs
ayy lmao

How do you peel these? I always ruin the egg when i do it

>no celery
>no pickle/cornichon
>NO FUCKING PAPRIKA

user plz

where the salad op

cook eggs
separate whites from yokes
whisk yokes and mayo till creamy
season cream
shop whites rough
fold in whites
toast wheat bread
make sammiches
enjoy

ew