Do you take your hat off at the table?

do you take your hat off at the table?

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Yes because I’m not a cuck

no because I'm not some dainty faggot

fuck you and your rules. I am an ape and so are you. This is MY planet. You don't get to say anything or judge anything unless you can take me.

Then you can have a seat outside in the tire swing. I'll bring out a bowl of food for you and leave it on the ground.

Nobody should wear a hat indoors.

fine slave.

Yes, my grandma taught me manners. I don't really wear hats, though. I'm not afraid of my receding hairline or need an advertisement on my front head

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Yes, unless it's MN winter and the place is cheap.

if you're wearing your hat with your outfit, don't take it off
if you're literally everyone else wearing normal clothes and basic outfits, take your hat off indoors faggots
unless i look at your outfit and know you're at least barely into hobby fashion, you're a fuckhead for wearing a hat indoors
exception: if you're bald or balding you can wear a hat indoors

This is the dumbest shit I've read all day

no asshole. I can do what I like and if you are offended you can go find a grave for yourself.

Nice try, but i kinda disagree. Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks....

And that we should always put off our hat indoors.

No if I pay good money I do whatever the fuck I want and so should you.

>if you're wearing your hat with your outfit
Black people, everyone

No, we wear our yarmulkes at all times.

>implying black people can into fashion
how many niggers you seen downtown not wearing a white T and shorts
this is the objectively best answer
if you don't shit yourself in public and burp into peoples mouths you should take your hat off for the same reason

if he did that to me, i'd hook him right in the gabber

I never wear hats. I was required to wear a beret back in the army though. If you're in the field, you wear a patrol cap but it's always a part of your uniform and you need to have it. Otherwise you're fucked up and you're situationally unaware. Being unaware can get you killed. Anyway, you always take it off when you walk indoors. Not doing so means you're situationally unaware again, and unbecoming of a soldier in uniform. Seems like lots of people wear hats everyday and that's fine, but it's always something that crosses my mind when I see hats indoors.

i don't really wear hats, i never wear anything on my head while indoors because i have some manners.
tl;dr yes

Seems to me like everyone caves to the wants of others for no real reason. So, no. If I have a hat on, fuck off.

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>for no real reason
askandyaboutclothes.com/clothing/style-tips/hat-etiquette/
you'd be right in arguing the etiquette is arbitrary. you'd be unironically autistic to argue that not following etiquette is anything shy of actually degenerate

That's fine. Do what you want. It's some old tradition that is still pertinent to the military though. You're not in uniform so don't worry about it. If it's some sort of formal gathering, it should at least cross your mind to do so.

Not him, i'm For me you're allowed to wear your hat indoors. But i won't. Is there some courtesey to it, putting it off indoors? Yes. But same applies to eat with chopsticks at the sushi restaurant and i can't say i always do. So do your thing man.

>for no real reason.
Except, y'know, looking like a child

don't try this shit outside of america. even third world countries have a modicum of etiquette

>"Alexis. Do you think my fanny pack is too small? Its not dealing with my girth too good. My feet hurt"

why would you wear a baseball cap over the age of 16?

i don't wear hats inside anywhere that isn't my house, my dad was pretty severe in me manners.

i don't wear a hat

Yes, to repulse everyone around me with my balding head and become the only person eating

because you didn't want to bother getting a haircut until next week, are just running out for smokes... whatever, and NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. If you fixate on what I am wearing, you have a problem, not me

I play baseball in Double A

If you need to hide your head you should just wear a plastic bag instead.

are you any good, Pablo?

...

>Yes, my grandma taught me manners.

Nigger detected.

no bitch, i wear a hat. If you don't like it say so, so I can call you a cunt to your cunt face.

okay José

get your shit together, manchild

Nah

>manners
>n**gers

I do believe you're mistaken, sir.

>Veeky Forums
>dumbest shit I've read all day

Was this the first thing you read here today?

mind your own fucking business asshole control freak. Look, I am wearing two hats now.

you're just adopting n**ger culture promoted by the joos to denigrate the "white race"

No one cared who I was until I put on my hat

Kek

You don't adopt niggers. This is not Diffren't Strokes. You buy them when on sale and ignore them when not.

Would you punch his fuckin' lights out, Jamal Ginsburg?

at the table?
dumb fucks you're supposed to remove your hat as soon as you get inside

why?

because it's rude as fuark

And complaining about what someone else wears isn't?

How is it rude?

it's rude because it's a shady act. there's no fucking sun indoors so there's no point in the hat it's just like wearing sunglasses indoors it's rude and only people up to no good do it

This is the attitude that's killing civilization,

please read the thread before posting in it
actually you should consider always doing that
maybe reading more could help you, personally, quite a lot

No... that s not rude, that is your own personal fear, pre-judgment, and belief.

Fuck off with that. You are wrong. There is nothing wrong with wearing a hat.

read it, and you are still wrong. Not rude... harms no one. Some just love to complain and think themselves better than others despite evidence.

no it's rude and disrespectful and has been for fucking ever, get over yourself you fucking snowflake

all these damn kids with no father figure in their life to teach them how to be respectful

>Veeky Forums posters forget that people from around the world post here and what is standard etiquette in one place may be neither rude nor taboo in another

Take your own advice. I will now where three hats and go into a church.

You are ignorant, and fight for your way like a spoiled baby.

We got ourselves a tough frat boy

I generally don't wear a hat so it's a non-issue, but if I'm wearing a hat then yes.

I do not wear hats either, but there is NO reason not to wear a hat wherever you want. These people were indoctrinated by abusive parents or something.

The only people I've ever seen wearing hats at a dining table were niggers and drunk rednecks
Sitting at the bar while wearing a hat is totally acceptable though

>people who wear hats inside
kinda fucked up but whatever

>people who wear sunglasses inside
ok buddy you're going down

why? because you decided?

I am now wearing 4 hats

4 hats, sitting for the pledge, with my elbows on the table.

You wouldn't say a word to me.

You take your hat off upon entering a building, however public malls and shopping places this does not apply as it is implied you will not have somewhere to hang your hat and coat.

>Go in to write a 3 hour exam
>Instructor says "No baseball caps please"
>"It's a free country I can wear a hat if I want to"
>>"People have used them to cheat before, please just put the hat with your bag"
>Guy chimps out and starts swearing
>>"Please calm down and write the exam or you can leave"
>"Fuck that I ain't leaving"
>>"Sir please calm down or I'll have to call the campus police and have them escort you out of here"
>"I am fucking calm"
>Takes out her phone
>"Don't do that"
>>"Are you going to be calm?"
>"I am fucking calm you fucking bitch"
>Calls the police
>"Fuck you bitch"
>Runs away
>Tells us to start writing and she stands outside and waits for the police

That's the day I learned that people who wear baseball hats are retarded manchildren

Uh, no... the asshole accusing them of cheating with no proof and wasting the laws time is in the wrong here.

nobody looks cool with a hat on, stop wearing them
unless you explicitly need it to warm your head or to keep the sun out of your eyes don't wear them

fucking balding losers LMAO

Your opinion. Save it for yourself and you will seem like a less judgmental retard

Exhibit B everyone

You asking for backup on your "hats under roofs are evil" argument?

Exhibit C

Yes because my mama raised me right.

I like how your attention span forbids you from reading more than three words.

millennials should be euthanized

You really like it, or are you just being contrary?

I bet you don't tell people about things you actually like because they would be horrorfied.

A tax on Yarmulkes is a tax on Jews. Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding is discriminating on the basis of sexual orientation.

Or it is an unwillingness to contribute to something you view as perversion.

hats, thick beards, glasses, all of these are signs of insecurity
you are trying to cover your face and hide it from people

oh man my hair looks stupid I better put on a hat!
ah my cheeks are kind of fat or I lack a jaw line, I better grow a beard so nobody notices
I'm very ugly, I should put large glasses on to draw attention away

the human mind automatically assumes features it cant see are attractive, because of course your mind wants to assume an ideal
this is why everybody looks more attractive with sunglasses on. Your mind assumes the hidden features are symmetrical and attractive

that's all this is, whether you realize it or not

the chad choice is to take the time to style your hair properly, keep your facial hair trimmed and well groomed if you choose to have any, and if you actually need glasses, use contacts most of the time and your glasses should be minimalist in design

there's a reason numales are guilty of all the crimes I mentioned

If I take that hat off, will Veeky Forums cry?

take a picture of yourself at a restaurant (not kfc etc) wearing four caps....then post it here for victory. You can blur your face out as I guarantee you are an ugly fuck

Punch yourself in the face and post a video of it with time stamp and I will

Usually yes if it's a relatively respectable place.
If it's a shitty chain pub or a burger place or something it's not worth it because the place is already scummy enough.

>To keep the sun out of my eyes.
>Because my hair's a fucking mess and I can't be bothered to cut it.
>Because it really annoys people like you.

ask the reason you should take it off... they fucking freak out about respect and tradition and gas out because reason escapes them.

6 foot tall and built like this is dainty now?

come over here and say that internet tough guy, I'll snatch all three hats off your head and give you a righteous beat down

If you don't, you're swine and should just go outside to the pig trough.

Your mom must be stupid and ugly to have produced you. If not, you were switched at birth or something, so... either your mom is an ignorant whore, or you are not her child.

Good day sir.

>2017
>waring hats
Is the "bro" thing still a thing?

It's for literal brainlets

My mother was of noble blood, you pig sucking whore

>hurr it's not rude because I say so
fuck off kid

its also not rude because you say so. It is a dumb, stupid tradition held up by relics such as yourself.

>hurr spitting in someone's face isn't rude because some old foggy says so
neck yourself

How is that in any way like a hat?

Why are you angry about a hat? What logical reason do you have to care what I wear?