Restaurant woes

>the shrimp aren't butterflied

>sand in my bowl of mussels

>shrimp isn't de-veined

>waiter doesn't push her tits in your face as she cuts your hair

>i never once tried the super salad, they always just bring me ordinary soup or salad

wait wat

>Almonds aren't activated

>no pictures on menu

>refills are not free

this should be a crime especially water and soda

My local BK does that. Shit sucks a lot.

>age limit on kid's menu

your either small or a jew

i giggled

>steak tastes old

Underrated

>No crazy straws

>waitress gives me a funny look and asks me if i really want a black coffee

Ugh, I went to a steakhouse once and they let the meat sit around in the cooler for weeks before they even used it!

jej

big difference between steak left in the fridge for too long and an aged steak.

>"unlimited" has a limit

>The salad bar doesn't have alcohol.

>ask for extra butter
>server looks angry

Look, I know your job isn't great, but I just want some more butter with my griddle cakes.

>soap is only available thorugh restaurant themed lootboxes

>server is a gay male
looks like it's time to leave
>soda is lacking enough syrup to make it taste normal
I'll remember this shit and will probably not go there again
>>server looks angry
if a server looks angry about something like that or rolls their eyes or is sarcastic, is reason enough for me to stiff them on the tip.