This is a thread dedicated to all the off-beat but well-intentioned food in our lives. Post the kind of shit you make for yourself when you just have that fucking itch, and ideally explain it a bit. Think like something that genuinely tastes good to you but you'd feel ashamed to serve to a guest.
>Pic related I love hard boiled eggs a whole lot. Whenever I don't feel like cooking a goddamn thing I'll do 4-6 hardboiled eggs and just coat them in a ton of spices, Tony Chachere's creole seasoning, and some Chipotle Tobasco.
Christian Reed
My guilty pleasure that I have to regulate or else I might kill myself one day eating too much is chips and salsa. I usually make it so hot that I can't get out of bed for the next two days.
Colton Taylor
>I usually make it so hot legitimately my beef jerky mindset otherwise I'll houdini the entire bag in 3 minutes.
Noah Myers
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Really gets my noodle goin'
Blake Moore
gotta be careful with them slippery noodles
Anthony Lopez
I could easily eat 1lb of braunschweiger in one day. It's been nearly a year since last time, I should remember to buy a roll tomorrow.
Jaxson Adams
ive never had that before but i do enjoy making a banh mi with this spread
Luke Ramirez
Thin sliced and fried, with eggs on a nice thicc toasted roll. God damn it's good for breakfast, but I'd probably kill myself if I had nothing else to feed a guest with.
Justin Jenkins
spam is so under-rated people think its mystery meat, but its just ham, pig fat and pork shoulder meatloaf delicious too, I could eat it on everything if only it wasn't incredibly high in calories
Ayden Robinson
Every single one of you guys might be me, because I love all of this shit.
Although I tend to jack my kraft dinner up with whatever cheese I have on hand. Blue cheese in that shit is dope
Cameron Russell
Fucking sodium too. I fucking love spam tho.
Carter Sanchez
You guys are legitimately making me want Spam right now.
What the fuck is wrong with this place.
Tyler Gomez
I cannot stop eating this shit and I don't know why.
Isaiah Ross
Banana bacon sandwhich. One of my girlfriends introduced it to me. It was weird co cook banana but it taste good and very filling.
Gabriel Jones
I know why
Dylan Reyes
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Jose Roberts
Carne asada fries. It's super bad for me but I eat them only when I get paid. Twice a month isn't that bad right?
Grayson Hall
Peanut butter and banana for me. Bonus points for some homemade jam or just sliced strawberries in with it.
Jace Collins
Try to cut it to once a month
Evan Martinez
try it with honey
Nathaniel Hughes
there's something weirdly compelling about the smell of potted meat
Cameron Stewart
msg is just synthetic umami boy
Thomas Jones
I could literally eat an entire bag of these in one sitting.
Christian Nelson
I love hot cheetos & yogurt.
Connor Foster
Tony's is that mother fuckin jam.
Tyler Rodriguez
smart food doesn't make you smart you fucking pleb
Caleb Price
God yes, I fucking love that stuff. I have eaten a whole bag in one sitting on multiple occasions. t. fatty
Austin Watson
Aww man... Fine.
Jaxon Brooks
This shit, I dont eat any other candy that this really and when I do get it I eat the whole bag in a day. Can't fucking stop.
Easton White
Stouffer's macaroni and cheese covered in sliced chicken tenders, Velveeta, and Frank's Red Hot or super loaded chili cheese dogs. I'm living in the UK now and can no longer properly have either. :(
Cooper Lee
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Jaxson Wilson
These sluts. I will fucking OD on these bastards. If they get a little bland after a while, I'll get some """"good"""" quality sharp cheedar, and slice off little bits and make some sort of redneck hors d'oeuvres. Hummus and pita chips or fresh flour tortillas with a little butter are close runners up.
Mason Miller
best post itt i eat these fuckers until they rub my tongue raw
Hudson Jackson
This. You can let it sit and the honey side get crispy.
Jackson Nelson
spam and rice with some pineapple and shit
Juan Gutierrez
Pickles with peanut butter
Cameron Hernandez
my friends rip on me for using "ham butter"
Jeremiah Smith
My ex would make these when we would go on a stoner-parade. She even taught me how to make them. U can make them with wallnuts or white chocolate too. very delicious.
Connor Sullivan
Bacon BACON BAACOOOON BAAACCCOOOONN It's the essence of life BACON! Also pork belly.
Lincoln Hernandez
Kettle brand are the greasiest chips I've ever had in my life. I love them.
Alexander Scott
I haven't made it since MS, but I used to really like making peanut butter pie. I had just started baking then, and I only made really bad cookies that tasted like bread and PB pie. I once tried to give some to old friends that came over one day, and they looked at me like I was crazy. It's embarrassing just remembering it...
Ryder Hill
>pic related and an 8oz red bull is 10/10 life fuel