/sg/ SIP GENERAL - HOME PROTECTION EDITION

The dopest thread on the chins babe. Sick cunts only. Have a sip and see what it's all about.

S I P B O Y S

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Thanks. I think.

WOKE NIGGA WOKE

just saved this image

Mostly SpongeBob, Simpsons and seinfeld, and other dead memes with cans of monster shopped into them for viral marketing purposes.

get lost redbully

Well, you are having your sips

indeed i am brother

My man

Absolute fucking madman. I'm writing a letter to the mods.

they won't do shit they're afraid of me

Dead meme guy!

They sure are dead memes, I agree

>memes
>dead
Only if they go to Reddit, baneposting proves that

>7 posters
>24 replies
This is getting pretty pathetic

Yeah, a medium-sized group of people have a conversation. Fuckin cringe man.

most sipboys are sleeping getting ready for that early first sip of the day

sorry that was meant for

Not me mate, unemployed and don't really care anymore
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It's my last day of work this year today, I'm gonna celebrate with an Ultra Sunrise.

ayyy cheers. mine is tomorrow
:DD!

These threads autosage with 110 to 180 unique posters at least once per week. It’s not the sips but your salty tears that sustain us, nonsipper.

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Wait why l theanine

Cuts caffeine jitters. Try 200mg before your next sip. h/t the fine folks over on Veeky Forums

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Its 12:43 AM here on the East Coast and I just cracked open a Zero Ultra™ because tomorrow is the first day of my Christmas vacation. I'm looking forward to a straight 2 weeks of frosty sippin.

Givin the general longevity of weekly SIP generals, this will be the thread that sees us through Christmas. Merry Chrismas SIPBOYS!!!

>frosty sippin
Merry Christmas!

>so tired yesterday, fell asleep at 10pm
>woke up today at 1.30am
>Hold tight, drink a sip at breakfast at 8am
>now at work
>feeling amazing, thank you sip!

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I;ve been off this entire month so far. I'm starting to forget things like basic hygiene

Not a sip strictly speaking but I saw one of these locally and want to try

what is it like

It's fantastic, I highly recommend it!

S I P B O I S 2010'9+6'1

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alright assholes, just bought a monster energy red because of these fucking shit threads. i tried the white one the other day and it absolutely sucked.

I love Mountain Dew Kickstarter Black Cherry, those S I P S are great when I first get to work.
Then on my days off I like the Watermelon Kickstarters.

NEVER GIVE UP THE S I P B O Y S

YOU EITHER S I P UP
OR SHUT UP

Fuck off you useless retard.

>white absolutely sucked
OK I’ve been trying to figure this out for a while now. Noggin is very much a-joggin my man. I have to ask: did you drink it with your mouth? Or did you pour it into your ear like “ew this doesn’t taste good at all haha fucking shills got me again lol”? Honestly cannot crack this case bro because white sips are literally the pinnacle of mankind’s greatest gustatory delights. Let me know how it goes with the red though (try to pour the liquid—the stuff inside the can—onto your tongue and down, if that makes sense). Good luck out there!

no i poured it down my asshole you retard

Hey can I get your supervisor’s number? I don’t think that’s the sort of language that red bull would like to be known for.

muh-muh-MAHNSTURR CAFEEEN

He's back!

which sip do i get tomorrow lads
my gf made me quit coffee but i need the caffeine

How did you figure?

Fuckin hacked ya buddy. You been hacked.

Why is it called sips?

I get you sip it, but you sip all liquids. I'm genuinely confused.

Because having a special name is what gives it MEME status, silly!

It's an abbreviation of the six sweetest words to a sip boy's ears
>that first sip of the day

To whoever was asking about Lewis Hamilton edition monster in the last thread

Tried it on the way to work I didn't want the sugar but I was curious

Very aesthetic can but it tastes exactly like red bull in my opinion. If that's to your taste then cool it might be more caffeine and better price/ml but I drink sips because I hate redbull so

Not good

Red Bull is better, honestly

*sips*

Dumb nigger

Red bull tastes like shit but it might be better than the Lewis Hamilton one since it just tastes like a red bull Rip off. A lot of energy drinks taste similar I guess

Real sips are better than red bull by a long way though

Can you guys stop forcing your faggotry on other boards, thanks

>be me
>S I P
What did you do today user?

No.

energy drinks have no purpose on automotive board just because you include "drive" into the post, expect a 30 day break from posting if you're the one creating those threads

>30 day break from posting
wew lad. 3 days max. Usually just 1.

t. banned four times last year on Veeky Forums before retarded mods finally got the joke

>eNeRgY dRiNkS hAvE nO pUrPoSe On AuToMoTiVe BoArD

Am I wrong? Why does it belong? You have a shitty general here to ciclejerk

Can show of your dashboards and /sip/ holders

Buddy are you telling me you don't sip when you drive? Because I'm about to tell you that you're missing out on the driving experience of your heckin life.

Energy drinks are disgusting. Grow a pair, you don't need it

These taste like shit

Got a few /sips/ on sale today, I know they are not white monster tier but hey gotta budget atm

Gtfo shill

Just fritz kola for me

which sip do i get tomorrow lads

*sips fedora*

Not a Redbull, Maybe a Monster ultra zero

Y E L L O W

Red bull tastes like pearls

I was always thought it tasted like Roses.

Got a case of the orange ultra zero sips in my fridge but I've got the flu and strep, them precious sips gotta wait. Give me strength sip Bros.

Red Bull is the best tasting energy drink. Prove me wrong.

I work for a Red Bull distributor and can have as many as I want out of repack for free
I go outta my way to get sips because Red Bull tastes like garbage

Sounds like you have shit taste

Keep paying my salary ye of horrible taste

Holy shit I know we like to throw “BTFO” around but jesus

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Best to save them until you're well. Don't want to miss any of that crisp orange flavor.

>11
I'll sip to that

White and make sure it's I C E C O L D

>I C E C O L D

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>nonsippers can’t meme

just try ultra citron, there's your proof

anyone tried this?
it's not ultra but its sugar and calorie free
is it a sip?

this is my fav non sugar flavour...............tastes the least non-sugary

damn there's a lot of faggots on Veeky Forums