O say can you see by the dawn's early light

>Americans are so fat they need to wake up to the smells of deep fried junk food

SEETHING

>Drummies
>Chips in bed
>Quart tank for oil or refined Aryan blood

THE ETERNAL ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN

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I lived in a really shitty rental for a while and I had a plug in tabletop range next to my bed cause it was the only place it could go and I just want to say being able to cook while lying in bed is amusing at first but ultimately ends up being a huge shitty mess and you will end up destroying something or burning yourself

>Drummies

This is a Britlard invention, I assure you. Not even Americans talk as childish as they do.

scalding hot, spitting oil next to your bed.....what a time to be alive
nothing like a chip pan oil fire beside your bed while you sleep

It's an American product nonny

It's a prank box you put your actual gift inside. It's not real (although for the record it IS American).

DRUMMIES DRUMMIES GIVE ME DRUMMIES

as a brit i can tell you categorically that no one calls em drummies ever

yet somehow believable in the context of americans........

Some people drink coffee in the morning but to each his own.

Maybe when you're a clueless mexican

>drummies
Sup bong

Probably because you're so obsessed that you look for any shred of evidence to back up your biases instead of thinking for yourself or bothering to research something as long as it conforms to what you want to believe.

Not really