*slams slice of raw fish on rice*

*slams slice of raw fish on rice*

That will be US$300 sir.

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I've never paid more than 50 usd for sushi or sashimi.

Comedy gold/10
/tv/'s memes truly are gems of the internet

I've heard this is one of the cheaper forms of sushi in Japan. Like broke tier cuisine.

Jiro should get with the times and deconstruct his sushi. You put the fish on the rice yourself and he can charge double the price.

Cuck

They're really not. There's a reason I don't bother posting there anymore and why some guy now impersonates me.

I agree 100%

Haha he posted it again.

well worth it, poorfag

>flavorless rice
>flavorless fish
Lol

>his sushi isn't comped

>copped

It certainly is in japan. In the states you end up paying a fat premium because its seen as "fancy"

hello poaster from /tv/

Dude. Calm your autism. You get at least two pieces for that much. At least.

On the one hand, this is silly. On the other, how you judge the value of a meal is an interesting topic.

Also counter point:

>$100 for a barely cooked piece of cow ass, if you want it properly cooked everyone frowns at you

t. sushi """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""chef"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

go to /pol/, see /tv/ memes
go to Veeky Forums, see /tv/ memes

not only do they have the dankest memes they really are the best shitposters

They are ok, I could take or leave them.

the taste buds of a cuck are truly a sad sight

I agree, /tv/ memes are fantastic

How can any other board even compete?

>beastiality
it's "bestiality"

what are you, the filename police?

>he's too uncultured to understand the taste of fish and rice

In japanese supermarkets you can get 10 of these for like 5 dollars

*slams pepper and salt on beef*

That will be US$300 sir.

>Fish and rice dish from an island nation whose primary sources of food are fish and rice is cheaper there compared to third largest country by landmass in the world where fish needs to be flown hundreds of miles to get to your plate every day
Who'd have thunk it?

>ctrl + f
>"comped"
am not disappoint

>goes to 3 starred Michelin restaurant
I'll have the boiled rice, please.

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I hope thats atleast for 2 people

did /mu/ finally perma you for shitting up the metal threads to the point of unusuability?