I just drank a quart of eggnog. AMA

I just drank a quart of eggnog. AMA

so did I
you ain’t special

post pic of your sweatpants

>carton ''''''eggnog''''''

Kys

I drank a lot more than that

I don't wear sweatpants. I wear house shorts

>house shorts
Is this some Amerimutt thing?

>can't afford different kinds of shorts

lol eurotrash

that’s a quart of eggnog in my picture, dummy

Shut up, Bill

I meant to say gallon. I can start to feel my arteries clogging

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you might get the aids.

Britfag here. Just made my own eggnog today, first time trying it too. Do Americans only consume eggs in liquid sugar form?

You're going to die

nah I've done it before, he won't die. He will need to shit badly, and often.

What is exactly eggnog, I always see it in burguer TV but I've never knew what it is

You've obviously never encountered our diner culture.

It's drinkable custard. Sugar, eggs, nutmeg, and if you want the adult version, bourbon or rum.

I ate an entire gingerbread house kit, including the tube of frosting and all of the packets of candies, including candies that weren't even very tasty such as the cheap chalky peppermints.

OP here. you are right. I've been stuck in the bathroom the past hour and half.

Ok, you win. I'm depressed for you now.

that's brutal. I hope your family wasn't hoping on making the house; that would be a terrible conversation to have.

IF IT AINT EGGS
IT AINT BREAKFAST

I LOVE EGGS

He drank a bigger quart.

How fat are you?