What is Veeky Forums making for christmas? here’s some oreo chocolate bark

what is Veeky Forums making for christmas? here’s some oreo chocolate bark

Salmon terriyaki and borszcz w/uszka

that's not a traditional christmas meal

It is for Polaks

>Oreos
You have to go back

Nothing, unless my mother wants me to make a dessert for her. I will try making a Meringue Torte for Valentines day, though.

You give your mom a Valentine tort? Does she repay you with mommy milkie?

>oreo chocolate bark

Schools are on Christmas break, aren't they?

Beef carpaccio, Turkey, sorbet, cheese platter, dessert

what the hell do u idiots have against oreos

I mean, it's the only thing I can give her that isn't a portrait. I make my aunt and grandmother Valentine stuff, too.
>Mommy milkies
fuckin'-

haha............BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got a Kitchenaid Mixer for Christmas and used the fuck out of it.

Chocolate chip cookies, puppy chow, Monster cookies and sugar with peppermint kisses.

I fucked up the puppy chow. Put the confectioner's sugar in too early, but still tasted good.

Fuck me, that looks delicious. Do you have a link to your recipe?

if you need a recipe for a bark of that caliber you shouldn't be allowed to touch plastic spoons let alone have a kitchen in your home

Found one for white chocolate bark:

COOKIES AND CREAM BREAKAWAY
Ingredients:
10oz. Ghirardelli white chocolate chips
15 regular size Oreos, plus 3 more for topping

Directions:
Preparation: Line an 8×8 pan with enough parchment or wax paper for a 1 inch overhang on each side.

Place chocolate in a double boiler over low heat and stir continuously, until chocolate is completely melted. Transfer chocolate to a heat proof bowl and cool for 5 minutes. Add chopped Oreos and stir to combine. Pour mixture into pan. Use a spatula to smooth out top.
Finely chop remaining Oreos and sprinkle on top. Chill for about 10 minutes until chocolate becomes solid.
Lift whole bark out of pan by holding onto parchment or wax overhang. Split bark into pieces with a fork.

My girlfriend is coming over so I'm making a lot of food. I'm making a veggie pizza with cream cheese and shaping it like a Christmas tree. Also making spinach dip, Beef Enchilada dip, bacon wrapped jalapeño poppers, and my homemade avocado caprese salad.

a real human adult couldn't figure this out

BONUS: a real human adult doesn't know how to temper chocolate and posts on a cooking imageboard. what the fuck

Very nice user, well done.

Making cookies with my mom again that I'm off for break. Shit's comfy as fuck.

chocolate

>made a ton of cookie batter
>decided to bake it the following morning
>it froze in the fridge
>had to throw it away
>had to walk for two hours to get every ingridient because stores dont open 8 am on saturdays anymore

I make cookie trays for gifts. this year I made:

Ginger balls
almond biscotti
salted caramel macaroons
snow cap chocolate cookies
Mint chocolate chip

Oh hi Hydroxfag

Roasted pork shoulder.

Pic from a past holiday. The gashes on the pork have pureed garlic and herbs in them.

I love making christmas treats. So far I've made gingersnaps, alfajores, rocky road fudge, and cranberry-pistachio icebox cookies. Next up will be jew cookies and some peanut brittle, but I keep forgetting to pick up the damn corn syrup.

Nice table of diabetes

Making lebkuchen, pfeffernusse, pumpkin pie, and cranberry-blueberry pie. Doughs are in the fridge to chill overnight, will update with pics tomorrow.