Name something more infuriating than an egg yolk breaking in the pan. I'll wait

>crack egg into pan
>it's gone bad and stinks
>suddenly don't feel like eggs anymore for the next week

>t-that's just the sell by date! it's still good!!
you deserve it for having rotten food

being bad at cooking

Not float-testung your eggs in a bowl of warm water to get them to room temperature before cooking.

iktf

peeling a boiled egg and big chunks of white come off with the shell

I don't think I've ever had a bad egg, does your country not have food quality standards?

Egg yolk breaking when plating.

Human trafficking

Peeling garlic

If it can happen in australia then regulations is not the cause. I bet you've never been run over by a bus either, or hit by a policemans flying torch

...

When you're doing anal sex with your girlfriend and her IBS flares up and shits all over your cock and ballsack and pubes and she starts crying because she's embarrassed and you lost your erection from laughing but then you kiss and make up but then you have to throw out the nice bedsheets because they're covered in human feces

But yeah runny yolks suck senpai

when your children escape from the basement

When you pound your gf ass and it's the third time you fucked that day and a little bit of shit gets on the sheets but you just throw them in the wash and put on another one and reassure her that you couldn't give a flying fuck that a little bit came out when she was having that hard of an orgasm

My nigga

>woman
>orgasm
>anal sex
This is how I know you're an incel, user.
"but, but, I do make my totally real gf cum. I b-bet you have a small dick and that's why I'm telling the truth."

we don't have trucks of peace here

this

I've used eggs literally months past date that were still good.

Review Brah made me try those and I love them, thanks Review Brah.

Breaking an egg yolk on your pants you just washed 1hour ago.

>not knowing how to crack an egg

>not knowing that women can have anal induced orgasms
>calling other people virgins

>not recognizing fake orgasm moans and cat screeches
Certified for only having paid for it which is even lower than incel.

The fear of dying alone, on a strange planet, in a lonely universe.

condom breaking and 18 years of child support.

One of my gfs I did her ass her first time. I have a big cock so it was kind of a big deal. She came 3 times during the anal intercourse and continued to come after as she was walking out of the bedroom to the bathroom. She came for damn near a MINUTE ...
my dick was 10 feet away
But yeah, listen to virginanon
>girls can’t into anal induced orgasm

Faggot

>about to have sex with my little
>shes ebarrased cause of period
>take panties off
>see a big ol pearl of congealed blood
>tell her one sec
>come back with a warm wet cloth
>clean up her pussy while makingbout with her and kissing her neck
>finish cleaning her pussy with my tongue and sensually fuck her
>she tells me it was the sweatest thing ive ever done

Kinda sounds like you are her little my dude.. just saying

The yolk breaking as you're flipping it

>flipping it
You brought it on yourself.

>I got my redwings!

Based!

My girlfriend flips it every time and doesn't break the yolk. Anyone who breaks the yolk on flip has cerebral palsy.

>literally not knowing female anatomy
I bet you also think the female orgasm is a myth. I'm not necessarily saying that you are the virgin, btu I know for a fact that you never went down the hersheys highway

When I was younger my dad was making breakfast, started swearing and opened the door and threw the pan into the basement. Broke and egg, he took his Sunday eggs seriously. Had to get a new pan, he refused to use it again.

having the mayo break when you're fucking hungry and there's a pub sub sitting in front of you with no mayo.

also fuck soybean oil mayo

just cut off the base and shake the garlic around in a cup

An egg yolk breaking when you're sliding it out of the pan.

Yes it's possible. But who the fuck cares. Anal is disgusting as fuck.

Am I the only one who likes to break the yolk while it's cooking so it mixes with the white just a little bit?

I wouldn't know, never having cooked an egg because they're unpleasant and personally detrimental.

The smoke detector going off.

Your rebuttle a little too late

Use the rest if the shell, it's actually easier this way

use a fork you utter fucking moron

Whats wrong with this? It saves me the effort of having to break the yolk with the spatula

>peeling a boiled egg and big chunks of white come off with the shell
they are too fresh, let them mature more. Improves the taste, too.