What's the fattest thing you've ever done?

Eat until I throw up and then eat more

get fucked

>eat the contemplations
lol

>work at a 24hr Taco Bell
>they only close on Thanksgiving and Christmas
>closing at 4AM on Thanksgiving Day
>any food that's been opened or made is free game for anyone to take home
>weren't allowed to drop any new ingredients after 1AM, by the end all we were making was cheese quesadillas and nachos because that's all we had left, literally no beans and no meat left
>took home a giant bag of chips, a mostly-full bag of bacon bits and three-cheese
>realize last minute that nobody took the Cinnabons
>ate a 12-pack of Cinnabons right then and there and hated myself for it
I was eating nachos for nearly a week. It was fantastic.

About 800grams of carbonaras in one sitting. I didn't eat for 3 days after that.

>I didn't eat for three days after that

This is where your make belief story lost all credibility

went on a fast food crawl for my birthday with family. 3,000 calories later i was seeing spots hehe

I once ate crude fat dog cookies that were karab chocolate. It was an accident at first but then I ate the whole box.

Ur mom haha got em

I dipped flaming hot cheetos in cheese whiz once

Somewhere around 200 pounds.

I don't like your comment.

Carob is NOT chocolate.

the entire strudel was gone before I got home from the grocery store. which is 3 mins away

I regularly make tendies and drink from my bottle of ranch sauce

>ordered twenty double cheeseburgers
>lied to McDonald's saying there was a birthday party
>chugged half a handle of fireball in the parking lot
>smoke a joint on the drive home
>get to front porch
>booze kicks in
I smashed the burgers like a champ

>drunk driving

You cretinous hog

What the hell is wrong with you?

I ate a whole carrot cake by myself after removing the icing over the course of 3 days while withdrawing from adderall (fucking rebound hunger). On my second day of fasting on nicotine gum/black coffee/tea currently to atone and kill sugar cravings

I ate a whole Little Caesar's smokehouse pizza and drank an entire 2 liter Diet Coke by myself in one night...
Ended up getting dumped by my ex-girlfriend of 5 years the next day and lost 40lbs in the 2 months afterwards, so that makes up for it.

Uhhh eat i think it was chicken with lots of gravy and melted cheese.

I once ate a whole pizza, liter of soda, and a box of little Debbie snacks. at the time I was using laxitives as a way to purge.

We have a winner.

Was the dumping pizza related?

I hate regular hot n ready but that smokehouse was prob the best pizza ever from any big chain

I don’t like your comment

Those er bretty gud huh

Your mum

Large dominoes pizza
Pint of ice cream
Bag of Doritos
6 cans of coke.

Had severe heart burn and indigestion the next day.

>would dip nacho cheese Doritos in Tostitos caso
>would drink heavy cream instead of milk cause fat content
>would eat one whole thing of nutella on its own and have another spare one just for dipping shit into
>hate mayonnaise, ranch, anything that stereotypical fat Americans love
>get called a weirdo all my life

Why do I get the shaft

I deep fried and battered an entire Big Mac once, using a cocktail stick to hold all the components in place

>at the time I was using laxitives as a way to purge.

does it work?

Nutella and peanut butter on pepperoni pizza

once ate two footlong subs.

I eat deep fried mars bar whenever i visit Scotland (job-trip).
I also like to deep fly bacon.

>laxatives as a way to purge.
Purging is bad enough with vomiting. I seriously can't imagine just puking up everything.

Lost

Ate an 8pc Popeyes family meal in one sitting

>pussy cinnamon rum
>DUDE
>drinking and driving
>mcdubs

Youre actually a faggot

>A full day's worth of calories consumed on your way home from work

Just how fat are you?

I dont like your comment

LOL my fucking sides

My nigga right here

consumed too much calorific foods in a single sitting? iunno

Are you Jonah Hill, my dude?

Just yesterday I ate a big ass cheeseburger, fries, 10 nuggets, a large soda, and those mac and Cheetos from BK.
It was pretty fucking good.

I don't like your comment

Not bad, son

2 large pizzas + 2large sodas + pound of french fries

I ate 4,500 (I calculated exactly) calories worth of frozen tater tots and french fries in one sitting.

My ana days were pretty wild I gotta say.

whole bag of these (more than once)

Had eggs Woodhouse for two meals in a row

GD. Did you use the binging with babish recipe? Did you include the caviar?

stopped washing my legs below the crotch because it was too much work and who's going to be smelling them anyway? Exceptions are made for when I've gotten sweaty from mowing the yard or something.

Tater tots?
I love fucking tater tots...miss them alot...
>chequed yer dubs btw...

>9878492
Honestly prefer them to french fries.
With a knife and fork and some curry sauce.

I used to stop on my way home after work and get a 6 pack of beer and 6 $1 burgers and eat/chug it all in the parking lot, then stumble to bed to do it all again the next day.

Once bought one of those family boxes from McDicks

>2 Big Macs
>Four Nugs
>One Cheese Burger
>4 Small Fries, but they were filled on the heavy side so it was more like 4 medium fries

Ate it all in one sitting in my bed.

Akron user, that is a lot of food.

(Makes a point of getting two galley boys, potato teasers, onion rings and a California every time I'm in town)

8x8 at in n out

>get two big bites and a liter of coke on the way to work
>get two big bites and a liter of coke for lunch
>get two big bites and a liter of coke on the way home

I cleared out a vending machine...

I don't understand how anyone would have the patience for that

I've had intermittent experiences with actual, diagnosed Bullimia so objectively I have literally binge eaten until I've made myself sick. And then a few hours later done the same.

Chips, cookies, cake, chocolate, instant noodles, candy, butter, Mac and cheese, pasta, gravy, fried chicken, pizza, chinese food, McDonalds...anything you can name. I stuffed down between 10 and 15 000 calories in about five hours at my worst.

Thankfully that was in the past though. I'm moving further and further away from that nightmare into recovery.

a liter of coke lasts me all day, and gives me horrible stomach pain and burping if i drink too fast.
literally how do you do this to yourself

>hehe
this hehe alone convinces me that you're a fatass irl

> Drive in the Chinese food delivery mans car
Killed me for some reason

>make jack's pizza for lunch
>devour
>decide to make another
>once again, devoured

Can't remember if I contemplated making a third, but the shame was real

I ate a whole roasted piglet (the tail and the ears too)

Lick the empty bag of potato chips when there's not even leftovers, it's just to feel the saltiness

its cinnamon whiskey and you would no that if you drank ever as a teenager you fucking virgin

...

I ordered two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Your mother.

Faggot

Went to dunkin donuts to get a powdered jelly donut, that dunkin was out of powdered jelly, so I decided to go to the next dunkin which was about a mile away. But not before getting a chocolate glazed donut to eat on the way to the next dunkin.

Ate most of an icemcream cake

>get trashed
>go to cookout
>get tray
>eat tray
>get milkshake
>get another tray
>entire table starts laughing at me
threw it all up later that night so whatevs

Probably the few times I've ordered a Papa John's extra large pizza and poured the garlic """butter""" on the entire pizza before eating the entire thing. Also, when I learned how to make chocolate lava cakes, I ate about 20 of them.

ate an entire package of pop tarts in one day

I ordered an extra large Domino's pizza for lunch, and later that day I ordered another for dinner. I was eating alone.

>8 years old
>mom is at work, dad getting ready to leave
>theres no food in the house, so he drives me to papa johns to get 2 medium pizzas for me and mom, she comes home for food since she works really close by
>it is now 12pm and dad drops me off at home with the pizza
>eat both boxes within two hours
>mom comes home at 2pm and asks about pizzas
>i question how she knew i had pizza and confirm i ate both
>she is shocked and then literally on the floor laughing her ass off
>im ???? the whole time
>didnt assume for even one second that both medium pizzas were for two people at the least

i wasnt even that fat as a child

Fuck outta here skinny numale

That was very weirdly written and ultimately uninteresting after I navigated through it.

I once made a chicken parm sandwich, instead of using bread though I used two slices of cheese pizza

based pretzel user

Made a milkshake out of brownie mike

Ordered 2 big macs and ate them both in one sitting

Eaten two plates of Thanksgiving dinner, then an entire pumpkin pie, then slept it off, gotten up the next morning, gone to my parents' garage and hit the weights on my second-hand weight bench.

>School trip
>Bus stops at strip mall with a 99 cent store and mcdonalds
>Haven't eaten mcnuggets since I was a kid
>Pop into 99 cent store to by water for the bus first
>Notice they are selling baguettes for some reason
>Spontaneously get a stupid-ass idea
>End up buying margerine, bread, and the water
>Go into McDonalds
>Order $10 worth of McNuggets for a total of forty
>Ask for a fair amount of barbecue dipping sauce
>Construct mcnugget barbecue margerine sando
>Dub it "Forty McNuggets Closer to Death"
>Friends from the bus laugh at the absurdity of the creation
>Get funny looks when I actually finish it