Sit down to write grocery list

>sit down to write grocery list
>writer's block

what do I want to eat

Read through some cookbooks

Ingredients for pizza, some brats, eggs, get you some pasta, get some chicken breasts. Cheeses get some cheddar and Alfredo shit for that pasta, butter, bread, some cured meat for sandwiches, mayo, a 2lb bag of potatoes, and a couple 2 liters of soda.

not bad

5 gallons of eggnog and toilet paper

>2017
>books

Clams

eggs, chicken, frozen vegetables, chicken soup stock
there, did your work for you

Ha. That's nothing.

Finally have cash to fuck around and go to a nice place to eat out and I get paralysed by the wide array of choices

>no...I keep going there
>fuck that I'm not paying that much for fucking pasta so fuck that place too
>man I could make that shit myself, I'm not paying for it and a tip ain't going there
>if I eat there that's my entire day, I can't not eat a lot
>if I eat here I might get that one waitress that thinks we're friends or something

It's all just too much. Life is hard.

>the virgin list
>the chad wandering around until the cart is full

>Good loaf of crusty bread
>Dubliner and old cheddar cheeses
>Garlic sausage
>Italian salami
>Roma tomatoes
>Hothouse cucumber
>Radishes
>Oranges
>Honeycrisp apples
>Golden kiwis
>San Pelegrino Clementina
>Aqua Panna soda water
>Lindt dark chocolate bar

...

I usually don't write lists anymore because I have it all in my head or can at least look at my daily categories of foods to eat list on my phone and remember, and I never know what will be on the clearance rack.

>not having ancient cookbooks with many recipes that are not online
you only limit yourself

Dont get canned tuna

Explain why.

>Getting your recipes from buzzfeed/tasty

>tasty recipe connoisseur must have ingredients to stock:

>bacon
>cheddar
>butter
>chicken thighs
>premade pastry dough
>ground meat

Eat a dick

Show me literally ONE recipe that isn't online.

But if he shows it to you, doesn't the recipe become online?

>writing furfag smut on /trash/
>writer's block
wat do????

>go to catalog
>type "grocery"
>find this thread

GROCERY STORE GENERAL

FUCK CHRISTMAS EDITION t. the Grinch