Foods to eat while food poisoned

If it's been going for 10 days it's probably not food poisoning. It's likely C. Diff or a similar bacterial infection.

Soup. Milder ones. Chicken-noodle, tomato, whatever. Then lots of juice and milk to build your strength back up. Then some eggs, and maybe a sandwich. When in doubt, start with water, juice, milk, soup, solid food. Build back up in steps.

>BRAT
its RICE. Rest, ice, coffee, explosion

gatorade

I got it from some contaminated meat for a number of days, when i recovered after essentially fasting for all that time I crumbled under the hunger and ate some cookie dough that had been opened and sitting in my coolish warm car for a couple days
Yeah I've been on it thanks

> I crumbled under the hunger and ate some cookie dough that had been opened and sitting in my coolish warm car for a couple days
holy shit this is the funniest thing I've ever read.

Anyway, I had food poisoning similar to yours after eating some pulled pork that had been left unrefrigerated for 3 days. What got me back on my feet was protein shakes for older women (Ensure), Pedialyte to keep them electrolytes balanced, and fizzy fizzy water.

Frankly, you deserve all the colitis and diverticulitis you're developing.

I feel a little sorry for laughing.

oatmeal is one of the more accepted and classic purifiers

You didn't have to type that out then :(

>purifiers

Rice porridge. You just cook rice with way too much water than usual, add a little salt, and there ya go. This is primo sick food (and also good food when you stew a bone in there for broth with brown rice and add more fixins like some swiss chard or kale at the end).

>I've DECIDED THAT I HAVE bad food poisoning for most of the past 10 days.
there you go

Food poisoning is a catch all term

bone broth for 3 days and then mixed with probios like yogurt, kefir and fermented sauerkraut

Then whats the BRAP diet?

it's a diet that's been proven to be hard to vomit

Beans, raisins, asparagus, potatoes

Burger, raspberries, alligator and poop

I usually drink just coke, it has lots of acid and sugar. At first sugar will feed bacteria, but then acid wins and kill it.

GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM

You're not wrong.
youtube.com/watch?v=VnNS4UxJsiw

I’m in the same exact post op. I had zero appetite and every time I goto puke it’s just a tiny bit of stomach fluid. Fucking hurts man. I forced down a big glass of milk about an hour ago just for some sort of nutrition and it’s helped with nausea a ton

so what brits call crackers are like muffins or pancakes or some shit right

carne asada fries

Watered down flat sprite, powerade (gatorade is for the 90's), beef consomme, overcooked noodles or chicken noodle soup. Cream of anything soup so long as it's thin. Asian rice porridge (onions and chicken cooked with rice until a paste). Hungry Jack mashed potatoes. Shells and cheese (overcook intentionally).

this. I'm laffin

White bread toast toasted to a golden tint in the center while still a bit white around it, and a tiny bit of butter.

Also, chug near-frozen water. Make your stomach so fucking cold that it just says fuck it to contracting and making you puke.

these fuckers

Eat a can of whole kernel corn. It will give you terrifying shits for about 24-36 hours but it will scrub your intestines clean.
If that doesn't work you have a serious bacterial infection and need to see a doctor.

greek yogurt senpai

Chicken soup cured me day 10 of bad food poisoning. Diarrhea changed to blood flowing out ass changed to pink paste coming out my ass. Delirious on couch day 10. Dad made me eat chicken soup. Instantly better.

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