Doesn't the corkscrew look like a little person?

Doesn't the corkscrew look like a little person?

It looks like a virus

it's to symbolise the human under capitalist production

no

its fun to hold one of the handles and shake it back and forth so the other handle moves

Same thing from the perspective of the universe.

whoa...

>wing corkscrew
>rabbit corkscrew
>anything other than a normal corkscrew
Easy way to spot a pleb

>Not using a sommeliers knife
Please saber your neck.

after this happened I bought a $50 corkscrew with a celebrity chef endorsement.

>not using your shoe and a car key to beat the cork down into the bottle in the Walmart parking lot

*Sabre

As a child I would fish this out of the silverware drawer just to play with the "little person"

Is right though. Phages look more like this than people do.

Looks like Lieutenant Dan.

Win cork sama. Make it a thing someone.

I've done this but with a screw driver and tire iron.

>trapiche
nothing of value was lost

I AM A CORKSCREW
DO WHAT I SAY

This

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It's clearly Tom Servo.

E.T.

yes it does haha

>replying to namefags
Tut tut

Holy shit I wasn't even paying attention and he's always a tard too!

The only corkscrew you need: elegant, simple, and sleek. Fits properly in your drawers and works just as well as a winged one

Looks like Corkscrew Man's pet parrot.

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Are you high?

I like to make it move like it's swiming in the air... see what I mean?

>this puts the nu-male in an awkward position