Cake is just a sweet bread

Cake is just a sweet bread

donut is just a round cake

long john is just an unrolled donut

Guise, how the fuck do they pull doughnut holes out of nothing? I'm freaking out.

sandwiches are just a taco

Different flour as well

Soup is just food tea

Anything is a dildo if you are brave.

good job you guys, we figured it out

Veeky Forums is just reddit

actually the two main batter/dough types are cake or yeasted, so they are inherently different.

longs johns are male tights

No it isn't you pleb. Go learn about bread, cake and pastry before you say that dumb shit.

ketchup is just tomato jam

Tea is just leaf soup stock

Cereal is a cold soup.

fuck off baker this is Veeky Forums and meant for shitposting by doritos and mountain dew consumers

Skinless sausage is just long meatballs

wait for it wait for it....

meat...


is just an animal

Vegans are just starving.

One of these posters is not like the others...

>vegetables are just botanical fruits

Cake uses a chemical rather than yeast leavener, doesn't it?

It's pronounced half chan

This is inccorect. Broth is tea but soup has stuff in it. In tea, the stuff is strained out.

Nobody likes you.

I like him

Meatloaf is just a beef cake

ice cream sandwiches are sandwiches that have ice cream in them

Animals... are just food that's able to move

burls are tree cancer

no, really

Coffee is berry tea.

Leia Organa is a Disney princess

holy shit

Beef jerky is old meat you forgot to put in the freezer

Pizza is an unfolded burrito.

>not drinking chunky-style tea

but is cake a sandwich?

>cereal is just cold chunky food tea
boundless wisdom

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cake is an open faced sandwich

Cheesecake isnt bread