French Fries/Chips

Fixed, and removed versions that are "fries with something on top of them" because those are less about the cut and preparation than they are just the tastiness of the thing it is being served with.

>tots that fucking low
>smileys at the top
Fucking end yourself

this is correct

Move steak to C and switch tots with standard and you wont have shit taste anymore

>Tornado in the bottom
Kya fgt

accurate

This is correct except for sweet potato monstrosities.

I might swap tornado and wedges as well. And batter-fried fries need to be S+.

>chili cheese and Smiley fries in S tier

>crinkle cut anywhere but f tier
>Waffle fries not at least a tier

>All those meme fries and fancy shmancy shapes over true Belgian fries
Kys

truth

potato skins master race

Tater tots at least up to C
Steak all the way down to F
Curly fries and standard cut up to S
Potato wedges down to C

There, I fixed it.

"steak fries" and wedges don't belong anywhere near the top

/thread

hmmm, so far this is the closest to my opinion, therefore it is the most correct.

Jesus, how is it possible to have such bad taste?

Also, no Poutine?

Filed under G for garbage.

I'd vote for you

Smiley fries rule above all others with an iron fist
There is no better french fry

I'm sorry, I don't see 'ranch fries baked in the residual grease of the bacon you baked for the accompanying bacon and blue cheese cheeseburgers' listed anywhere. Your list is invalid.

Agree

This was written by a 30 old soyboy/girl who still lives with his/her mother and is a daily Imgur user

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Best list

haha pommes :DD

Move steak and sweet potato down 1 or 2 tiers and this is the best list

Crinkle cut fries are an abomination and should be treated as such in F tier.

I don't eat carbs either but you can still rate them you ingrate

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>Steak fries
>S tier
Stopped reading right there

No, that chart is all wrong.

Making a french fry better has almost nothing to do with how its shaped. That's just fucking stupid.

If a fry has a topping (chili, cheese, whatever), that makes them different but OTHERWISE fry quality is determined entirely by oil type and quality as well as how its cooked (in one phase or the superior two-phase cooking)

I'm not enough of an expert to create a tier-list for every type of oil cross-sectioned with cooking method, but that would be how such a list would work (or just sort by restaurant).

I've never had a crinkle-cut fry that was not soggy or even seasoned at all

If they're cooked properly with the right oil, they'll always turn out well.

Literally the only difference that a fry's cut makes is surface area, which changes the fry in ways that aren't specifically good or bad.

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>tater tots C tier
Fuck off.

smileys are shite
too thick so they never cook properly

Why do steak fries trigger people so much

fixed

steak fries are garbage

Oh fuck, I just realized brick fries aren't on the list

>posting this /reddit/ cancer
kys

>That list

Here is the OBJECTIVELY correct list:

S tier:
Garlic fries
Seasoned curly fries
Tater Tots
Crinkle-cut

A tier:
Cheese fries
Chili Cheese fries
Shoestring
Standard
Waffle

B tier:
Sweet potato
Steak
Wedges/jojos

C tier:
Cottage
Chips

Havne't tried tier:
Everything else on that list.

>no sidewinder fries on any list
Plebs, the lot of you.

Nothing beats a good Potato Wedge down south, but I'm a pretty big fan of Garlic Parm fries and steak cut.

They are shit, they are super inconsistent.

This is pretty much correct

>Americans rating tater tots so highly because that all they had in the shitty public school system

>chili fries but no chippy butty
watrucasul?

Best list ITT

Get ahold of yourself man and stop obsessing over what people do in some other country

I fucking love eating baby 's fried face.

This is as good as it's going to get. I can't argue with something this fair.

Swap A and B tier, switch tots with cheese fries, move smiley and crinkle to F tier, fuck off with your "chips".

Chili cheese tots master race.

this is correct

God that's so fucked I'm not gonna try and tweak it to be less fucked.

God: Seasoned crinkle, Claim Jumpers fries, Smash Fries (basically garlic fries), Freddy's Steak Burger fries w/ sauce
Top: Seasoned std cut, trader joes hash patties, homemade oven sweet potato (seriously never liked SP fries until I cut/seasoned/made them at home), (seasoned) curly fries
Med: seasoned potato wedges, "restaurant" sweet potato fries, crinkle cut, tater tots
wtf: steak

i want to fight him

kys

so none of you have had pomme souffle clearly

but as long as smiley fries are on that thing gonna have to go with potato croquettes at the tippy top

I've had those, they're always overcooked dry and lack enough potato. Like deformed crisps.

>crisps
get out

pls

Fuck you, curly fries are godly.

Is this chart literally just putting them in random order to create discussion?

Swap shoestring and standard and this can be Veeky Forums official

I like wedges but they can't be too big. They also make the taste of a green potato stand out more, so they're a huge gamble

Steak fries are shit, add waffle ad curly fries to s tier.

It seems im the only person on 4chin that likes crinkle cuts and hates curly fries.

Standard should be switched with Crinkle
Waffle should be switched with Sweet Potato
List is fixed

>Crinkle cut anywhere but shit tier
>Waffle fries not god tier
Bad list

>waffle fries
>god tier
vaca daysue fempie

This is, of course, assuming all of them are cooked/seasoned perfectly.

>S Tier
Cheese fries
Steak fries.
Tater tots

>A Tier
Curly fries
Chili cheese fries
Crinkle-cut

>B Tier
Potato wedges
Shoestring
Chips
Waffle fries

>C Tier
Standard cut

>F Tier
Sweet potato fries

>Never had before
Smiley
Belgian
Pommes Souffles
Potato tornado

>potato tornado
that sounds fun as fuck, what the hell is wrong with these people

This is correct

>I need curdled milkfats and textured soy protein to make my fries taste good

>potatoes are fine by themselves

>I put X on my fries

>waffle and garlic in C tier
>shoestring anywhere but F tier
>crinkle cut higher than B tier

DISCO FRIES AND POUTINE: S TIER

>Steak that high
>Waffle that low
>Thot Tots even being on the list
>No seasoned
>Cheese and Chili Cheese being considered fries in and of themselves when they're just toppings
Whoever made that fagbook post is a complete retard and deserves to have all his information stolen by Zuckerberg

>all these animals agreeing with sweet potato fries being in F tier
what the fuck have I drifted between dimensions how can this many people have such shit taste

Only thing I would change is make smiley S tier

I don't know about the rest but shoestring belongs lower than F

How do I make cheese fries?

Mix sour cream, cheddar and american cheese together and simmer it in a saucepan. Then (assuming the fries are already cooked) dump that shit on top of them. Or just use whatever cheese mixture you want.

this user gets it

fuck crinkle fries, always indicative of frozen bullshit

>crinkle cut in A-tier

Imagine being this much of a waste of human DNA

>no cheese & mayo

Much better

t.12yo

>American
>Cheese
More like curdled up hormones and antibiotics