Orders $25 steak well done

>Orders $25 steak well done
>Covers it in A1

>Covers it in A1
Pretty pleb tier. Ketchup only for me.

It is 25 bucks and going to be turned into turds.

No matter how elegantly or expensive your food, it is going to coil out your asshole in a few hours and smell like India.

For me it's Sriracha aka manchup

>go to three starred restaurant
>orders boiled rice and raw fish

Lol, why are you on this board?

>upgrade pc for 2k
>use it all day to browse Veeky Forums

>boiled rice
Actually, its fermented rice.. Called sushi.
With sashimi == raw fish.

this is an english board so please stop with your filthy piglatin.

>$25 steak
jesus where are we fucking buckingham palace or something
no one can afford this irl

I was with a friend the other day who got a 26oz porterhouse medium well and slathered on a layer of A1 over the whole thing. Then he called me weird for ordering the 12oz filet rare with only a pat of butter on top.

>throw out 2 day old rice
>boil fresh rice
>make fried rice

>be me yesterday
>feeling lazy af
>make 2 minute noodles
>combine with $13 small rib eye.
>eat all 2 packets of noodles but only about half the thinly sliced rib eye.
My body wants what my body wants.

>take dad out to steakhouse
>get steak well done
>ketchup on it
>even adds mayo

Tryin to help out those who dont want to look like an idiot.. Sushi (fermented rice) can be served with anything. especially fish -- either cooked or raw.

But sushi isn’t fermented rice?

You are fucking weird for paying attention to what people eat.

I think he's trolling. I hope he is at least.

>Sushi (fermented rice)
Nama-nare zushi, which *is* mildly fermented, is a medieval thing. Modern sushi is maybe a couple hundred years old, and has a dash of rice vinegar to recall the taste of the partially fermented product.

It's okay to be a food history nazi on this board, isn't it...?

>It's okay to be a food history nazi on this board, isn't it...?
Yeah, we reference wikipedia a lot here.

No, I knew that already from the days when I was mildly sushi-obsessed.

So what, you enter a state of blackout when you're out to dinner with friends? Too absorbed with the thought of your own food?

>mildly sushi-obsessed.
All fucking weebs should hang.

South America is worse than Afghanistan.

Mr. """President,""" is that you?

I still don't understand how.

lmao @ getting angry at things that affect no one

I don't care if someone wants their steak well done. I do mind if I am cooking some fine meat and then someone goes LOL WELL DONE PLEASE I DON'T WANT PARASITES IN MY FOOD!

>order $20 steak
>get drunk and puke it up in a couple hours
>have done this several times now
Fight me.

You act like he said with every meal. Who doesn't have $25 (ᵖᶫᵘˢ ᵗᶦᵖ)?

>t. Soylent gent

I love A1 but a little dab 'ill do ya.

i'm guessing mostly people who post complaints about what other people do with their $25 steaks

all i can taste is raisins and vinegar

>fermented rice
nigga this aint medieval china. vinegar does not make that shit fermented

The only thing you put on a well done steak is Ketchup.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS REDDIT SHILL

This.

Are you feasting on Top Ramen or something? $25 is actually pretty reasonable for a nice steak, if not closer to $30.

This. Really this.