Nothin like getting home after a long day of work, and crackin open a fresh can of Deenz, am i rite my fellow Deenzers?

Can also make a quick pasta with some tomatoes and capers

King Oscar is good and available.

Cool thanks

Go for the double layer though.

The only way to go

step it up

The antipasto flavor of these guys is kickass

where my /white anchovy/ boys at?

where my /herring/ slavs at?

>fish she is very small
Funnier than it ought to be.

Just had a can of these. Pretty good, my new brand for now. Deens make cheap whisky better.

post a picture of your "deenz" """"meal"""" you disgusting piece of shit

One right here, kid: I've made it, it's good. Don't use too many eggs or they won't cook through.

>poissons
deadly

>skin on

I'm always impressed at that shoop

Why wait to leave work, Sardines are the ultimate snack to keep in your desk. They keep for years, require no refrigeration, and nobody will steal them.

Check out my work stash.

I feel bad for your coworkers

So, how long have you been dressing like a lady?

I too would have opted for the 4th on down.

Actually I've found out that all of my most likeable coworkers enjoy sardines, I'm glad my office door has a lock on it.

That appears to be the 5th one down, they are pretty tasty.

Just for you, delicious!

that actually looks really good. I'm kinda drunk and now this thread has me writing canned fish on my shopping list.

Welcome, friend.

It's a really good spicy fish fillet with no skin or bones in a very thin soybean oil, I usually drain the oil off before eating.

Check the country of origin on your cans, if it doesn't say Morocco, Norway, or Canada on it, don't buy it.

Here's what the King Oscar in Tapatio hot sauce looks like, they are fucking delicious.

>Canada

damn, nigga, save some pussy for the rest of us

NO

Aww yeahh, King Oscar got something good for you. Spanish Style sardines with a whole red chile, slice or carrot, and slice of pickle.

>King Oscar
mah nigga

is that a celeron sticker? If so, I'm sorry your IT department hates you.

Inside the can.

Ate my last can of sardines this morning... God dammit now I want one.

It's a 5th Gen i5, it's been a pretty decent laptop to be a Dell. Also, I am part of the IT department, and can confirm that it's not hate, just that most of us and our managers are inept!

And here's the money shot. The sardines have been marinating in the capsaicin from that pepper for a while, man I wish I had more of these..

Ah gotcha. I'm netadmin too. Why does the managers of the IT depts know nothing about IT? I hope you don't have to man the phones though. That shit makes me hate my choice in life. When did it become normal to be hired for a job the requires computer skills but they have no ability to use said computer and then go on to bitch about how fucking stupid they are and how it's not their fault GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! FUCK IT

Who'es your supplier besides dell? I'm stuck using CDW

Quit being stupid

If you want to eat Polish and Chinese sardines I'm not going to stop you.

God it's terrible I work in higher education and our helpdesk is manned by "highly trained" students, sometimes I want to hang myself from the drop ceiling with an ethernet cable.

One time I found a full-sized USB-B connector shoved into an ethernet port after a student tried to install a printer on someone's workstation.

Holy shit! The number of times I get a call for "my mouse doesn't work bla bla bla", only for me to find it plugged into the Ethernet port is causing me to lose faith in humanity. Reminds me of pic related. (I work with literal doctors)

>Mention that I've been really into eating sardines lately to my family a few months ago
>Christmas rolls around
>Mfw they got me an entire packaging shelf of Bar Harbor sardines and herring
Jesus christ I'm gunna have skin and hair to rival supermodels

Doctors, of both kinds, are quite possibly the people most likely to be blinded by their own hubris.

What kind of sardines do you like tho?

Pic related is usually what I grab. There's some new truffle oil cans I saw in the Sunday flyer that I'm going to get next week though.

Speaking of Bar Harbor, these can be bought at Dollar General and are really fucking good.

Delicious herring in Louisiana style hot sauce.

h...how many cans of fish did you just eat

Are you in the USA? Where are you buying them? I have never seen them before but I have heard that Connetable and Rodel are good French Brands.

All of them, I ate all of them just right now instead of pulling pictures from the past several months off my phone.

Yeah, I'm in Burlington VT actually. There's a cool little fish market I get these from. They don't always have them though.

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Fuckyeah Riga Sprats! I like these but the cans are so big I feel like opening one by myself is a waste.

inb4 ">2017 not eating the entire can by yourself."

absolutely disgusting

Go back to eating your tendies with ketchup you cretin.

We doing IT stories?

>get call from one of the old ladies saying how her monitor is broken
>she can hear the computer turn on but she just needs a new monitor because hers is "blown"
>"Is the monitor on??" "It won't turn on." "Is the monitor on though? Manually press the button on the monitor." "I'm not stupid ok? I turned the computer on. I see the lights. The monitor is broken."
>look at other tech coworker and explain the situation and extend index finger
>we both walk to her office, I walk right up to her monitor with still extended index finger and turn on the monitor.
>she gets mad because "she normally only has to press one button to turn everything on".

Another time back in probably 98 or 99 we had to roll out entirely "new" computers for the entire new network environment (moved from citrix to NT) and the new computers had CD rom drives but they didn't actually do anything. Coworker told one of the old ladies jokingly that it was a cup holder since they weren't actually allowed to use them. Fast forward to later that year and I'm in that office again and sure enough one of the ladies is sitting at her desk with the cd tray extended with a crumb covered napkin on it. Randomly checked some of the other drives and one had dried coffee rings in the tray.

Ah IT. Was the best job ever.

>of both kinds
what did he mean by this?

Ah, the old 'taking pictures of every can of fish I eat for months' trick, I see.

Medicine and philosophy, professor.

>cup holder
Good times

>NT
Bad times :(

I liked the story user

god that is so immensely disgusting

You must be joking. Let me show you something you'll have to like.

Could make a real pizza for not much more effort.

Haute cuisine for faggot millenials.

Alright, this one is going to change your tune

Stop. Please just post sardines.

Do You get them from Ray's?

kipper is better in every way

Canned squid in ink is fucking delicous, tastes like beef jerky. Only issue I have with it is the sodium content, always have some water with it.

who here sprinkles lemon powder and eats it with crackers?

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This was the dish that got me into sardines. My favorite way to eat them now is mashed with mustard and minced onion on toast, but I’ll always remember fisherman’s eggs.

Say hi to Bernie for me

I'll try, but I'll have to visit each of his three houses to find him.

posting my christmas dinner

Too much potato not enough sardine

What is the cool little seafood place user

mouth-full-of-sardines.blogspot.com/

obligatory

bumping Deenz thread

More sardines for your viewing pleasure.

Spicy, marinated with red peppers.

>food is packaged in tin container
>wrap a plastic wrapper around it
Americans.

>Brunswick
>American
...chink?

>skinless
>boneless
lmao faggot

OBSESSED

Bumblebee make some good Sardines

youtube.com/watch?v=UpPoWGiQIhA

So do you just eat them straight out of the can with a fork?

Either that or over rice.

Anybody like eel?

holy fuck I love that shit. Its so great. I mean it tastes discount as fuck but its still so good