Say goodbye

Say goodbye

I havent eaten these in at least 10 years and I still can distinctly remember how they taste.

Same, also, the texture of the first bite. Feels good to break through the icing.

I ate more than enough

Good riddance

>that sweet crunch from the colored sugar crystals

Never seen one before

>goodbye
They make this shit throughout the year in a dozen different shapes in sizes. Exact same cake, exact same icing.
And they're always disgusting.

i have not had any this year, I'll stop on my way to work and buy a box to kill the rest of this holiday slump.

This, except for the bit about them being disgusting. The zebra cakes are pretty much the same thing, just no sprinkles, and always available.

i can put icing and sprinkles on a twinkie, its the exact same thing.
what i am mad about is they will stop selling the peppermint candycane ice cream soon

>disgusting
Acquire good taste

The sprinkles are an integral part of the experience.

yeah i’m gonna miss those starbucks tree cakes too, perfect accompaniment to coffee.

When do they usually stop selling eggnog?

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I would totally pay $1.50 to try a starbucks knock off of the Little Debbie cakes. But these are authentic Little Debbie. I can sell by the crystals.

new years, but new shipments have probably already stopped

As long as I get one carton this year I'll be happy. I've been too drunk or busy to get any and it's upsetting me. This is the first time in 29 years I've never had any for the holidays. I don't drive and the nearest store is 20 minutes (plus very bad weather) so it's fucking brutal.

I would have actually accepted eggnog as a gift this year.

what the fuck, please tell me you're joking

It's the day after Christmas dude...

you know, you could apply whatever kitchen skill you have and make it yourself. it's really not that complicated

it's not the same

good riddance
fucking green boys always cut up my mouth

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>t. mouthlet

Don't get Dairymen's brand eggnog. The aftertaste is fucking awful.

Feels just like yesterday that user made this thread saying that they were coming back soon

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stop the clock

Saw this post when it first went up. Got craving for the cheap sugarey X-mass tree cakes. Get to store. Come home with Babka instead.

How the fuck does your mouth get cut up from sprinkles?

no theyre not

were they out of christmas tree cakes or did you call an audible?

I used to like these a lot but as I got older I started finding them way too sweet. The texture really was the best part though.

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>The zebra cakes are pretty much the same thing

DELET

ITS NOT THE FUCKING SAME THING YOU
FUCKING.

I have one left, guys. I don't even want to eat it because then I'll have none.

Just do it user. Make it celebratory and wash it down with a glass of your favourite white wine.

catalog it's destruction for us

fuck, zebra cakes are my weakness

It's a little too early for wine, but I think it'll pair nicely with some afternoon coffee.
Pic related

>zebra cakes

why not enjoy the crunch of green crystal sugar?

Except for aesthetics and sprinkles, it is though.

There's still 8 days left in Christmas, dicker.

This is the end

Hahahahah your thumb is pointy you fucking retard

Wow rude. I think you might just have retard eyes.

i hope it was worth it.

>that first bite
It was.

Hahaha honestly bro your knuckle isnt supposed to look like that what the fuck is wrong with your janky shapeshifting hand

Put in the freezer in 3 bags then go to the store tomorrow and buy 10 boxes i bought 20 last night and im going back tomorrow another 30 i love smart and final

>call an audible
this is some of the best rhetoric ive evor seen. I had a hearty chuck

The christmas cakes are all white chocolate.
Zebra cakes are white and dark chocolate.

gingivitis

they're not regular sprinkles, they're hard sugar crystals.

The trunk is the best bite. Fight me.

It's not any form of chocolate, that coating tastes exactly the same on both

Something wrong with your mouth if you can't taste the difference fampai.

i agree its the right amount of cake sprinkles and chocolate

>knock off
They are the exact same little debbie cakes.

I only feel like an extremely diabetic fucking slob whenever I eat Little Debbie snacks for some reason, they always give me an EXTREME THIRST too

they are calorie bombs. it takes 30 seconds to eat a 270 calorie swiss cake roll. that's far worse than soda.