FUCK
FUCK
WE ARE IDIOTS WHY THE FUCK HAVENT WE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE
SHREDDED PEPPERONI IS FUCKING GENIOUS
Eli Cook
Cooper Myers
we could be shredding any ingredient
Thomas Lewis
I don't want a little bit in every bite, I want a whole one in every other bite
Easton Cox
Shredded pizzas when?
Nicholas Taylor
Then yust add more.
Jonathan Young
>blend pepperoni into a pâté
>mix into sauce
what would the outcome be like?
Bentley Wood
They look like annelids. Some people might not like the texture change. It's like the difference between eating a whole chip and chip crumbs. It's technically the same thing but the texture isn't as good.
Andrew Morris
just put more shred on the pizza then
Daniel Brown
Colton Martinez
Nduja is far superior to pepperoni though. Really no comparison.
Alexander James
I do this for home pizzas, because I use thinly sliced deli chorizo. The slices are too big to comfortable eat to i just cut them into strips with scissors.
Ryder Scott
Any pizza with toppings should have a little toppings on it. Too much makes the pizza greasy, there needs to be a balance of cheese,vegetables and meat.
Aiden Sullivan
Recipes are extremely similar unless you're thinking of the mass produced chemical pepperoni style product in the US, except nduja is smoked.
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Jayden Evans
How is that better? Pepperoni tastes good because it's a big circle of flavor that hits your tongue and then gives you more flavor as you chew through it. This pre-chewed shred shit ruins everything by trying to fix what was never broken.
Colton Davis
Pepperoni is beef, nduja is pork. That's one hell of a difference right there.
Aiden James
most pepperoni sucks, prove me wrong
Joshua King
Only two bucks fifty on Steam right now.
I played through it again recently and it still holds up. Weapon deterioration is still really annoying, though.
Levi King
You cannot be proven wrong because you are correct.
Aaron Moore
>Knead all ingredients into dough. Bake dough, no need for toppings
Hudson Taylor
>Not being able to prove factually correct statements wrong
It's $current_year, step up your game
Ayden Sanders
>pizza is really just deconstructed bread
At last I truly see.
David Ramirez
...
Ayden Sanders
section .text
global _start
_start:
mov edx,1
mov ecx,currentyear
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80
section .data
currentyear DB '2017'
Luis Thomas
ml? really?
Lincoln Rogers
why not, I'm bored
I also get a bit peeved at pseudo code
Jonathan Morris
Everything is kid code these days.You're a russian tool using real ml.
Henry Lopez
Why not just throw the entire pizza into the blender, OP?
Mason Morales
>russian
i'm just kinda autistic and have no friends user
i'm happy you recognized that it was assembly though
i love you
Dylan Bennett
exactly what a russian infiltrator would say
Ryan Green
This would print "2", not "2017" because you gave 1 to edx, which needs to have the length of the string.
Nolan Ward
laffed
Jose Hernandez
A thin, round disc of sliced pepperoni, cupped slightly in the heat of the oven that collects a small pool of delicious spiced fat. Its edges are a crispy and delicate contrast to its tender center. Not every bite you take will be a delicious meat lilly pad, and you will appreciate it more for that.
Eli Ortiz
>Nduja
i have never heard of this
Is it a spreadable pepperoni substitute?