Is there anything she can't do?

Is there anything she can't do?

fly

Vote.

Until the SJW's get their way.

get you a job , move you out of your mothers basement and help you accept the fact that you're a homosexual.

dying of salmonella

There's not enough blood in one to fill a bathtub so I gotta use multiple.

sing me a song

You just get mad because they call you a cuck.

more like "cluck"

thats the joke spic.

>in hs
>sitting in class being good little user
>dirty cholo behind me taps me on shoulder
>"hey ese-user, joo want to see a crazy video like for real crazy"
>"no paco leave me alone"
>"hey homes, but for real my cousin in mexico sent me this video look"
>look down at screen
>its a video of a mexican teenager fucking a chicken
>its squawking and screaming and the kid is yelling in spanish at the camera
>"paco what the fuck"
>"hey bro hold up this is the best part"
>kid in video sticks the chickens head inside open dresser drawer
>slams the drawer shut and both the chicken and the kid start spasming and groaning
>"you break its neck when youre gonna cum and it makes the muscles tight on your pene"
>solidified my hatred of mexicans

why did this get me hard

...

She could get you a job as a chicken farmer, which would provide the finances to move out and give you a sense of self worth to realize that you were only jacking it to traps because of your lack of ego.

bawk bawk, ami rite?

because a chicken absorbed a load that if exposed to air could have resorted in a u-haul full of beaners.

>op pic is a pigeon
>entire thread is people just ripping on mexicans

kys

>and for reasons better left unknown, user did a backward GIS for a random chicken reaction face

user clicked a button

She can't fail the mayor.

Not ever.

...

Milk

Read

//thread

I dunno, I feel pretty high when I taste chicken

Fpbp

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Fry chicken

Be the superior quail.

Finger licking good

sound fucked up haha fucking wetbacks